@legallybenjamin
(22) - he/him welcome to purgatory☕ here lies the graveyard that is my timeline: https://linktr.ee/lawfullybenjamin?utm_source=linktree_profile_share<sid=4f1ee1eb-a7ca-4c2a-81ef-f9e58137b2eb&fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaZEpxEoUTPpsbBLW_6GP7_6qrcqHlg6W1tWng
nw: “Curve” (2015)
starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off.
hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes
Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available
Did yall see the finish to the 2026 LA Marathon?
Oh that’s my friend Montressor’s wine cellar
A brown lop-eared bunny enjoys a gentle head rub from a hand above.
The voice of Master Chief has demanded the White House remove his voice from a social media video he described as “disgusting and juvenile war porn.” https://bit.ly/4rgok0l
for me “doom scrolling” is actually just the pathological hunt for the first piece of news that indicates this whole unbearable moment is about to unravel
A black and white cat wearing a red polka-dot bow tie, sitting upright with a serious expression
Muscle Uni :3
i feel like this is all happening cause we stopped pumping up the jam
[A screenshot of the Nintendo Australia website flash intro from 1998. A number of official artwork renders are used for the buttons. The Yoshi button is labeled "HELP" and is altered to have smaller pupils than usual.] Source: image: https://web.archive.org/web/19980530120304fw_/http://www.nintendo.com.au/flash_index.html, info: Bluesky user @vghistory.bsky.social
The 1998 official site for Nintendo Australia had a deliberately silly aesthetic with small animations and edits to official renders. For the "HELP" button, Yoshi's pupils were made smaller than usual to give him a "concerned" expression, as though in need of help.
A brown and white lop-eared bunny sits outside on a wooden desk.
A picture of Marco Rubio shoes that are too large for him
I’m a grown man who works for the president of the United States who is afraid to not wear the shoes he bought me that do not fit
we are weeks away from 'Trump attempts to make horse a Senator' and the only thing stopping him is that he is too much of a sociopath to form an attachment to animals
Some personal news: I’m transitioning from CEO to a new role as Bluesky’s Chief Innovation Officer! I’m excited to welcome @toni.bsky.team as our interim CEO.
More here: bsky.social/about/blog/0...
A cream and white cat on the left and a black and white cat wearing a pink collar on the right. Both looking at the camera.
A black and white cat wearing a pink collar, looking at the camera
That smile… Uni is definitely planning something
I want to reassure my followers that even though Bluesky has a new CEO, I still remain 100% committed to my mission of making your experience of using this website as unpleasant as possible
@JDfromscrubslol Had a dream there was an emoji like 💯 except it was only 60. Some post said "popeyes fries be tasting so good (60)" and I laughed so hard I woke myself up
Thinking about the 60 emoji again
pearl
grace
olive
nw: “The Home” (2025)
A brown lop-eared bunny sits in a bright red bucket on a wooden bench.
a raccoon standing in an aisle at the library
what is he doing here? he can’t even read