Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends
Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends https://theonion.com/crab-just-happy-to-be-in-bucket-with-all-his-friends/
Let’s get this place HUMID!
under my new proposal, everyone’s hearts will be weighed on a scale, and if your heart is lighter than a feather, then you won’t have to pay taxes. if your heart is heavier than a feather, your entire income will be expropriated and your soul will be eaten
on a friday like this, there's nothing i'd want more than to sit back, sip on some whiskey, and talk about the news. if only there was a television program that could fulfill this desire...
Of Wont: A Scoler is Desired of Trewe and Gode Accountanfy, Skilled in all Manner of Rhythmatics
is that good
genius lyric card with VFX elrond on it “And my head hurts” Grouper, Headache
What’s good dearest
getting into “the beatles” for the first time at the age of 27. you all heard of this?
is that good
Breaking WSJ:
The Trump admin plans to abandon its defense of Trump's executive orders sanctioning several law firms.
DOJ — as soon as today — is expected to drop its appeals of four rulings that struck down Trump's actions against Jenner & Block, WilmerHale, Perkins Coie, and Susman Godfrey.
bibi is just descriptively correct and the next dem needs to just sever all ties with israel. defense, trade, all of it. even thinking on utterly cynical grounds: israeli political leadership and overall politics is overtly opposed to the american left-of-center project
how can that be possible
MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
i’ve been thinking abt this a lot lately
P1- NANCY IS VERY SURPRISED TO HEAR ABOUT SLUGGO’S PAYDAY SLUGGO WITH A VERY DISSATISFIED EXPRESSION: THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS
WOIMS WEDNESDAY
hannah account all night 10:30pm to 2:00am on february 27 dada 60 - 47 myrtle avenue
really excited for this: playing a loooooong set this Friday at Dada! Focusing on some slower sexy and groovy sounds I don't get to play out as often. No cover but donations appreciated :)
hit interested on RA if you're a real one: ra.co/events/2376677
And the end of all wanting
Is all I've been wanting
shining out in the wild kindness tomorrow 🔜
faith popcorn’s brainreserve
found a legal way to keep my transphobic tenant’s security deposit
ed zitron moment
why aren’t we
the phones are getting smarter. why aren’t we?
actually an instagram reel from the 25th anniversary but yes
one hundred thirty eight THOUSAND dollars
(Guy Who Figured Out All The Species And Varieties voice): Oh my God how I do hate species & varieties.
I hate gerrymandering, we should just not let Republicans vote.
i thought i rted this already lol
Just discovered The Pricemaster was partially shot by a trans woman…our influence can not be escaped…our cultural contributions are of a different magnitude
