I just sent my husband out to take the dog for a walk real quick lmaoo
11.03.2026 23:31
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I just sent my husband out to take the dog for a walk real quick lmaoo
bloodthirsty demon
I’m the person who dies in the storm because I’m from the Midwest and I’m smug and think I’m better than everybody and that I know everything about tornadoes
happy 311 day! you can celebrate by submitting your favorite kind of 311 request (pothole, car in bike lane, sinkhole etc), which Baltimore 311 will close without action
not to brag but i got to see a photo of hieu’s tumor 💁♀️ and… you would not BELIEVE the size. however big you think it could be, double it. then double it again.
Fundraising off this nightmare and doing nothing about it makes you no better. Wanna ask ol Bill Clinton about that shit too?
DUBAI, United Arab Emirates (AP) - A top Iranian security official tells Trump: 'Be careful not to get eliminated yourself.'
@apnews.com
just… despair
🙏 you got this buddy
I have probably provoked the gods with my hubris and they’re going to send me norovirus this week to humble me
perhaps YOU can’t. you also can’t grow taller than 6’ apparently so who are you to say anything to me about what the human body and spirit are capable of
real rudbeckia fans will remember that I haven’t thrown up since 1997 - someone insisted to me today that a person can’t stop themselves from throwing up and can I just say… scoreboard.
A picture of Marco Rubio shoes that are too large for him
I’m a grown man who works for the president of the United States who is afraid to not wear the shoes he bought me that do not fit
😡
if you think I won’t ruin my own weekend to spite strangers online….
I can’t just go ONCE??!! you guys know I’m contrary and am now more inclined to go than I was before
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😢 why
lmaoooooo what a wrong turn to make
I’ve lived in Baltimore for 14 years and have never gone to Ocean City. I think I’m gonna try this year
Feels like 1930s France
Crate&Barrel’s marketing team really didn’t think this one thru huh
fair enough
Wheel of fortune board, WHAT DO VOTERS WANT AMERICAN CENTURY OF HUMILIATION
in summary
unfortunately I did make it through
Nola newspaper is reporting a “sickout” by TSA workers who are working with no pay, though there is no official confirmation of a strike or similar action (as you would expect since strikes are illegal).
Good.
www.nola.com/news/politic...
death to America tbh
are you allowed to be rude to border patrol? lmk I’m in line rn
I’m only coming back to America because that’s where my dog is
They should invent a way out that isn't through