Public Enemy #1

im so glad i ate an edible before watching the state of the union address

i ache from the exhaustion of simply living

Kermit the frog sitting on a log surrounded by flowers Text: "what radicalised you?" empathy bro, literally just wanting people to be treated like human beings

newsom/whitmer ticket would go so hard but i also dont trust the dnc to not fuck it up™

if my job was involved in running the country and the country was going like ours was i would probably hang myself in a very public way like the nanny in "the omen"

the new single by mumford & sons + hozier is actually causing me emotional damage

My dog died so im getting crossfaded in San Diego

IM IN DA HOOD

if you see me in san diego in a week and im crossfaded, do not approach me

me when the family dog is worse and she's probably not gonna make it to her 17th birthday on monday

me after thinking the family dog was dying last night/today and it's just a uti but then ella the tiny cat that watches tv from her chair went over the rainbow bridge

yeah

they are gonna have to hire zoomer news anchors to be able to explain literally anything about Tyler Robinson

idgaf i think it's funny as fuck that they painted this person to be a leftist and it's literally an indoctrinated repub that grew up with guns

the internet hasn't been this funny since 33% claim denial rate man was clapped in the wee hours of the morning

not now kitten, daddy’s preparing for the greatest day on the internet

people will tell me to not wish death upon people because im stooping to their level mf im going lower, im sitting here at 3am watching the pentagon pizza index praying on that man's downfall idgaf i am a class A hater

putting thc in nerds was a mistake because now i keep seeing the hatman in my peripherals

My old man cat, Tom, had a seizure today and I'm so mentally exhausted. I wish I could take all of his illnesses and issues upon myself so he could feel nothing but joy and freedom. It's genuinely not fair that I can't help him more than meds and cuddling.

nah because at least once a day or more, i stop and realize that i have to keep going without Lucy and it's like being shot in the chest all over again

trying so hard to find god again and all i find is silent aches

why does my birthday feel more like a "i survived i guess" more than a celebration

yeah

ozzy osbourne dying this close to my birthday is fucked up so im gonna eat edibles the way he would've wanted

"what are you doing for your birthday?"

idk man probably drugs

THE HIGHWAY'S JAMMED WITH BROKEN HEROES
ON A LAST CHANCE POWER DRIVE

we out here high as shit, no pants, no bra, eating a honey sandwich, playing tft, and dancing to bruce springsteen

job hunting when ww3 is like right there is not great for the mental