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So, I will be departing. Thank you for the brief fun that this account has brought. It was a pleasure and honor to be Lugnut and my other muses.
I will reside on my main... If you know who I am, you know.
Goodbye.
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Hi. I've come on to formally say that I am no longer roleplaying on this account, First Aid, Trepan, and Ultra Magnus.
A lot has transpired in private with this group that I can no longer tolerate, and many friends I care about were hurt in the crossfire. >>
HE DID NOT REQUEST IT, SO YES, YOU CAN GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM.
[ Lugnut stares down at the pink bot for a moment as she was removing the chunks of the building from her servos. ]
... [ How funny. ]
[ He shimmies away to whatever other duty calls for him. Maybe Megatron has something for him... ]
[ Lugnut gently sets the pink bot down onto the ground before finding himself a clear area to land. ]
WE ARE HERE.
… [ He didn’t say a word for a moment as he started flying back to base with the little bot. ]
I. WHATEVER, I FOUND YOU, AND NOW WE ARE GOING BACK TO LORD MEGATRON.
[ He wasn’t going to inquire further. It was too ridiculous.
A few minutes passed, and they finally arrived at the base. ]
@goofball-courier.bsky.social
[ … How on Cybertron. There she was- Somehow stuck. ]
HOW DID YOU DO THAT TO YOURSELF? WHY?
[ He shifts out of his alt mode to crunch his claws around that particular part of the building to retrieve her, pulling her out as gently, if possible, as he could. ]
?
[ - Insert confused noises - ]
s q u i n t s
[ From Lugnut to; Megatron # tag(s) MY LORD! ]
… HOW— I SHALL NOT QUESTION IT. LET ME FIND HER.
[ How perplexing. As he flew, the coordinates would lead him to a building, and here he was, scanning around for that familiar pink bot. ]
NOTHING. IT’S NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE THERE! I NEED IT OFF OF ME.
… NO.
what the frag is that
YOU CANNOT BE LAUGHING WITH THAT PHALLIC DOODLE AND HEART ON YOUR BACK.
OH SHUT IT YOU.
WITH THAT KIND OF THINKING, IT WILL NOT. SO CHANGE YOUR PERSPECTIVE AND GET OUT OF YOUR SELF-CONTAINMENT.
WHAT— WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?! COME HERE YOU WRETCHED LITTLE SLAG.
I DO NOT CARE FOR THE HOLIDAY BUT DO NOT SAY THAT ABOUT LOVE. IT IS POWERFUL WITH THE RIGHT INDIVIDUALS. I LOVE MY CONJUNX, MY AMICA, AND OUR LORD. THEY MAKE ME A BETTER BOT AS I DO FOR THEM.
IT IS NOT EXCLUSIVE TO ROMANCE.
YOU SHOULD OPEN YOUR SPARK TO SOMEONE SOMEDAY. IT IS WORTH IT.
THAT WAS PUT THERE WITHOUT MY CONSENT BY THAT DAMN BUCKETHEAD, THAT DOESN’T COUNT.
YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS.
NO IT DOES NOT, IT LOOKS RIDICULOUS. GO EXPLODE WITH THE OTHER STARSCREAM.
NO. I DO NOT WANT STICKERS ON ME. GET THEM OFFFFF, WHY IS THERE ANOTHER ONE ON ME.
WHAT THE— NO. I DESPISE THESE DAMN GAMES, GET BACK HERE YOU NUISANCE. RGRGGRGRGRGRGRGGRGRR
I ALREADY FIGURED OUT WHO AND I’LL EXPLODE HIM. YOU CAN ALSO GO EXPLODE TOO.
YOU— BLITZWING, GET OVER HERE. GET IT OFF OF ME. IT LOOKS STUPID.
SOMEONE PUT A HEART STICKER ON MY AFT. WHO DID THAT.
WHO?!
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NOEOEOEUEUUWBAUSIDIDOENIKKLDKDKDNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Well, yes. I am queer. Why so queerious 😙
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NUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
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I'M A CIGARETTE?! YOU'RE GOING TO SMOKE ME?!
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You're a bigger faggot shhhhhhhhhhh