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We old, dammit

10.03.2026 21:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I would subscribe to this

10.03.2026 21:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Great piece. I think you can debate that this was a bad rollout (I think bare minimum if you do this you need to announce it before tickets go on sale that season) but fundamentally I think Luke came at this from a place of ignorance, plus it was none of his god damn business cause he ain't playing.

10.03.2026 21:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I really worry about how much dietary advice these and fitness influencers throw around immediately mutates into eating disorders

10.03.2026 21:19 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

you want to lightly pickle the pineapple

best chili of my life I paired with pickled peaches and scallion bulbs and it ruled

10.03.2026 21:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

a trip to the freezer, then a second fry. I can tell these things are as limp wristed as a private school administrator.

then a light spritzing of vinegar and some aioli on the side

10.03.2026 21:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

getting jacked with the boys but not in a feminizing kind of way

10.03.2026 21:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you will note how much the insecure masculinity is a part of it all by how rarely *soy* protein in particular ever figures into the trend

10.03.2026 21:04 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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a cartoon of homer simpson says i sleep in a big bed with my wife Alt: Homer Simpson doing the "I sleep in a big bed with my wife" bit

I drink wine spritzers in a happy house with my wife

10.03.2026 21:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

they need to stop body shaming my more buoyant beans

10.03.2026 20:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

what's the difference between a dense bean salad and a normal bean salad asking for a friend who will not alter their behavior in the slightest based on this information (me)

10.03.2026 20:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

this is your lawyer speaking: if you ever try to bring me a google AI summary of the law on a company related matter you are consenting to me yelling at you until you cry

10.03.2026 19:41 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

there is a perfectly reasonable chance no one on that Stanford team has ever heard this song

10.03.2026 19:38 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Book Clubs for Inmates on Instagram: "Sign our Open Letter to the Minister of Public Safety! We are thrilled with the response so far and have decided to extend our signature collection deadline by a ... 392 likes, 9 comments - bookclubsforinmates on March 3, 2026: "Sign our Open Letter to the Minister of Public Safety! We are thrilled with the response so far and have decided to extend our signature ...

have signed this important open letter and you should too! www.instagram.com/p/DVbe1zZjstG/

10.03.2026 19:14 👍 22 🔁 14 💬 3 📌 1

bsky.app/profile/mrbu...

10.03.2026 19:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"generally being the Kings" vs "Utah fuckery"

10.03.2026 19:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm not big on gatekeeping hobbies (too often used by sexists and racists as an excuse) but sometimes people ask questions and you really want to ask if they actually like this thing or if it just seemed like a convenient item for an empty personality slot

10.03.2026 19:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

average amateur foreign policy buff

probably still says "oriental"

10.03.2026 18:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

putting aside the data scraping shenanigans, hell yeah fiber

10.03.2026 18:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"when do you turn 25 and learn which of your friends knows a good accountant for tax season"

10.03.2026 18:39 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I shared this for other reasons but please consider this reminder that JJ Redick is a tacky bitch

"Renovations to their apartment included the installation of gold bathroom fixtures and wallpaper that was said to be custom-made to match the first Louis Vuitton handbag Redick gave his wife."

10.03.2026 18:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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A Class Riot Among the One Percent at Brooklyn’s Oldest Nursery School What happened when Grace Church School decided to become a little less old-fashioned? Lots of parent-teacher drama.

Here is a related piece on elite nursery school drama in Brooklyn Heights that scratches the same itch. I used to pass by this school on my commute to work and man I just knew the vibes were funky

www.thecut.com/2019/07/grac...

10.03.2026 18:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

Ok that got a cackle out of me

10.03.2026 18:00 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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07.03.2026 19:21 👍 16253 🔁 4435 💬 70 📌 54

Yeah that one exactly

10.03.2026 17:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Rolled my eyes hard enough to give me whiplash when I saw a Noom commercial on the glp-1 train. You wanna use it, it's your business, but you gotta ask yourself some things when one of the companies with the most despicable messaging in all of the health & wellness industry is pushing it.

10.03.2026 17:17 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Apply directly to the forehead

10.03.2026 17:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Anyway per my hunger induced late night rant on fitness influencers who don't disclose enough about their own stuff, I come at all fitness ideas and advice from a "man I fucking love food" angle.

10.03.2026 17:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Okonomiyaki with sliced spring onions on top. The thing is clearly like 50% soybean sprouts

Okonomiyaki with sliced spring onions on top. The thing is clearly like 50% soybean sprouts

Today's iteration is filled with soybean sprouts because of health thoughts

10.03.2026 17:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Outsmarting the restaurant by taking my meal as an enema

10.03.2026 15:31 👍 85 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0