Sure, you can live in my head rent free but I hope you don’t mind having lots of roommates.
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Sure, you can live in my head rent free but I hope you don’t mind having lots of roommates.
I’m neither underrated nor overrated. Not sure I’m even rated.
On the bright side, it’s going to be much easier for the government to round us up now that we can’t afford to drive.
You reveal more about yourself in asking that question than I could ever reveal by answering it.
Starbucks employee: [silently writes “Yew” on cup]
That’s just the thing. No one should be paying their taxes right now. I just can’t see enough people doing it to actually make a difference. I am stuck between not wanting to finance these horrors/blatant theft, and not wanting to screw myself over for something that doesn’t even help.
From everything I’ve read as long as you’ve filed the late penalties for not paying are minimal. I’m so fucking mad that I don’t want to file at all.
why did we even domesticate peeves
The latter.
Sometimes it sits with me and sets down its drink that an illusion would get up and leave without this furniture. We believe in each other we're comfortable, as long as I vacuum right through reality's slippers
I exempted mine over year ago. How can it be illegal to NOT let them steal my money? When everything they are spending it on is illegal?
They didn’t send you anything in the fall?
Enlightenment is just realizing that no one actually knows what the fuck they’re doing.
I can also comment and make you feel annoyed. Winning triad. :)
Why like a skeet when you can reskeet it and make someone feel noticed.
If anyone wants a free Hello Fresh box, here’s a link. 🥘 >> www.hellofresh.com/freebox/MzY3...
I don't need a weighted blanket, I have a weighted cat on me.
I have tested positive for Ibuprofen.
I all for going to bed an hour earlier. It's this getting up an hour earlier that bothers me.
pretty sure i heard it on bsky which means it MUST BE TRUE
don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free
March 8 on the calendar where it is printed: "International Women's Day" and "daylight saving time begins (clocks forward)
Thank you for having International Women's Day on the shortest day of the year
You know things are bad when it’s spring forward and I had to find out just now.
Googles how to unsay the stupid thing
lady, look around, the world is on fire i can’t also deal with your condescending looks over me forgetting my reusable bags
Thanks, Word of the Day, I already know "morose."
I like to imagine the dream people I left behind when I woke up, who probably just saw me vaporize, debating what they think may have happened to me and trying to decide which agency they should call.
Got home from work and sat down. Now I can’t get up. This is 44.
People are more afraid of paying fines than they are of continuing to let this administration steal all of their tax dollars.
I know this isn't the time for jokes, but also it is precisely the time for jokes
Everything’s gonna be fine as long as celebrities don’t start singing Imagine