Philly does this too. I didn't realize it was regional for the longest time.

It's a-getting closer. cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thu...

HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THE PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE.

“Tooth fairies? Hogfathers? Little—”

YES. AS PRACTICE. YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES.

“So we can believe the big ones?”

YES. JUSTICE. MERCY. DUTY. THAT SORT OF THING.

❤️

I'm sure you've heard this before and I don't want to sound like a scratched record but if you're someplace that doesn't usually get storms and cold like this one, or you've only recently moved to someplace that does, treat this fucker with the respect you would give a kaiju.

I got: out of pocket, but the screenshot wouldn't load for me. Not sure about a "wildly inappropriate, out-of-bounds, out-of-line" year...

Comic. [Banner: Mathematical Society: 2025 Meeting.] PERSON 1 with bun: Any other new developments from the year to cover before we wrap? PERSON 2: Oh, the teens picked a new funny number. PERSON 3 with short hair: Aww, I’m glad to hear they’re still doing that. PERSON 4 with ponytail: I’ll add it to the list. [List: 23 (skidoo!; 42; 69; 420; 1,337; 58,008; [circled]: 67]

Funny Numbers

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Why do we call it a 'turkey'?

A hand holding the Good Omens graphic novel

Look at you! You're gorgeous! #GoodOmens

Happy birthday! I love Slippery Creatures and keep recommending it whenever I can.

Fesshole screenshot: I may have nearly knocked out my gynecologist by shooting a speculum at his head. It wasn't my fault. He made me laugh, my muscles contracted, and suddenly my twat was a cannon.

It's the Fesshole/Vagina Museum crossover event you've all been waiting for. Tons of you tagged us into this across all of our socials, asking for a fact-check. The consensus of the reply guys is that it Didn't Happen. However, this is in fact very possible. Here's why...

I really want them to lean into it and make it a special exhibit with an additional fee and tales of all the heists ever at the Louvre or an experience like a true crime wine night with pastries

I, a French Jewel Thief, Refuse to Rob the Louvre Before Mid-Morning “Thieves in balaclavas broke into Paris’ Louvre museum on Sunday morning, using a crane to smash an upstairs window, then stealing priceless object...

In France, we pride ourselves on enjoying life’s simple pleasures: food, drink, and the occasional grand larceny. To rush through these things would not just disrupt our leisurely schedule; it would be a sin. One must savor the moment, not run from robbery to robbery like a buffoon.

Philadelphia's Walnut Street Theatre announced their 2025-26 Playwriting Competition for Young Audience Works!

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That's when I wind up doing the most too!

Not at all! I wish I was that organized! Or knew what to get everyone.

I'm sorry. Sending good vibes

Being Poor Visit the post for more.

1/3 20 years ago today, in the wake of Hurricane Katrina, I wrote a piece called "Being Poor," to answer, in a way that I hoped would stick, why so many people stayed in New Orleans to face the storm. It was and remains one of the best things I've ever written.

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Comic. [Two people on shore looking at body of water] PERSON 1: Hey, where’s that big island we were looking at this morning? PERSON 2 with short hair: Oh, it’s underwater. The ocean’s depth here goes up and down by like ten feet every day. PERSON 1: What? PERSON 2: It’s because the planet has a big moon orbiting near the surface. It causes weird gravity effects. PERSON 1: *What???* [caption] People here are used to them, but tides are one of the weirdest and most sci-fi elements of life on Earth.

Sea Level

xkcd.com/3135/

'Nye' starring Michael Sheen to return to National Theatre streaming service Theatre fans will be thrilled to know that Michael Sheen’s critically acclaimed performance in The National Theatre’s NHS drama, Nye, will be available to stream this month via National Theatre at Hom...

Theatre fans will be thrilled to know that Michael Sheen’s critically acclaimed performance in Nye, will be available to stream via National Theatre at Home.

Em dash on ChatGPT allegations YouTube video by Elle Cordova

JUSTICE FOR THE EM DASH

(from @ellecordova.bsky.social)

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She doesn’t need a hero, she is the hero we need. 🤩

A close up of a silver heart-shaped locket that reads: Aziraphale + Crowley. The locket is locked onto a black metal fence next to a patch of green grass with scattered fallen brown leaves.

Happy two years since season 2 of Good Omens!

I love that color!

Love the Sunday Afternoon hats! We have them. Kids have them. Extended family have them. Absolutely great hats!

Eeee!!!

It's on loop at our house. Pretty sure our little can sing half the songs already. It's so fun and catchy!

KPop Demon Hunters Derpy Tiger Plush Meet your new favorite supernatural sidekick: the K-Pop Demon Hunters Derpy Tiger Plush! If you're a true fan of the Netflix movie, you know this isn't just any tiger; it's the derpy tiger, an instant...

They're on it! www.netflix.shop/en-ca/collec...

Try not to panic is the most important thing (easier said than done, I know) & then there are two options-just let it take you to where it stops (it's not usually super far out) & then swim across & back to shore or, if you can, swim across the rip (see diagram below!)-you'll feel when you're out.