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Hippocampus researchers screaming crying and throwing up that their weakling brain region isn't even involved in challenging memorization and striatum is. Striatum and I simply have to laugh

13.03.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

the haters can't handle the truth but we know what's up

14.03.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

when a trans woman mistakenly thinks I am trans I know it is a compliment buuuut we all know what's happening here

14.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the script for modern "ai's" evolution has already been written before its full capabilities are really known

it will likely proceed apace regardless of whether it's fit for purpose at most of the jobs given to it (and, in a few spheres, it increasingly is), because it is fit for a *larger* purpose

14.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"how to making bank" none of this is AI generated. pure artisanal typos up in here

13.03.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The new academic wealth gap isn't your university.

It's not even your basic literacy skills.

It's who knows how to making bank selling a bunch of bullshit about the One Weird AI Trick to Make Your Numbers Big and who does academic work instead.

13.03.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

pitiful, misogynistic science says that I have "hysteria" or "functional neurological disorder."

one day we will advance as a society and give it a fitting name, like Perfect Brain Syndrome or We Have Been Granted Eyes

13.03.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Functional Neurological Disorder, Reframed

q: what do me and the protagonist of Bloodborne have in common?

a: sometimes we can't move because of amygdala

13.03.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

they're back!!!

13.03.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ontario to introduce bill exempting Premier, cabinet from FOI requests Government’s proposed changes follow its loss of court battle over call logs for Ford’s personal cellphone

I am begging my fellow Canadians to take a break for a second from obsessing about American corruption to focus on our home grown versions.

Ford is a corrupt crony goon who has done countless shady backroom deals. He wants to remove one of our most powerful tools to hold him accountable. Fuck that!

13.03.2026 14:50 πŸ‘ 1025 πŸ” 580 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 45

i dont need a dipping sauce for my pizza. pizza, the thing covered in tomato sauce and then at least four other types of stuff, doesn't need more flavour. but then ive always been an ascetic

01.03.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

but seriously that's impressiveβ€”Macbeth is really hard to stage effectively

12.03.2026 13:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

things are happening in a context bsky.app/profile/did:...

12.03.2026 13:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It didn't connect for me (but I gave up halfway through). BUT I think you should watch it because I'm curious about your take and hey, what the hell, why not give it a try

12.03.2026 05:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rumi (to warmongers):

What kind of lightning are you, setting farms on fire?
What kind of cloud are you, raining down stones?

What kind of hunter?
Caught in your own trapβ€”
a thief stealing from your own house.

-- Rumi, "Water."
trnsl. Haleh Liza Gafori

11.03.2026 04:15 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Now does he feel his title
Hang loose about him, like a giant's robe
Upon a dwarfish thief.

12.03.2026 04:16 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Reblog by @fake-geek-girl Β· 8 images πŸ’¬ 104Β Β πŸ” 26328  ❀️ 36592Β Β·Β I was looking for references and stumbled across a series of paintings from 1930s by Soviet painter Alexander Samokhvalov called "The young women of metro construction"

"I was looking for references and stumbled across a series of paintings from 1930s by Soviet painter Alexander Samokhvalov called "The young women of metro construction" "

12.03.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The sky above the port was blue.

11.03.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

"Back then, things were good, but they were also bad."

"Everybody knows that rich guys want to get married."

"Hi, My name is Ishmael!"

"I like burning books."

"It was hot that summer. Also, some criminals were executed."

"I was sad, but now I'm happy because my my brother is the king!"

11.03.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The point in the project where I shamefully have a folder called "00_FINAL I STG"

how did I descend to these depths

11.03.2026 13:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

we are also allowing dogs as honourary cats for the sake of this post

11.03.2026 13:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if you do show me a picture i wanna see a cat

26.02.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

hey guys do any of you have a picture of your cat

26.02.2026 15:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

never use the grinning sweatdrop emoji. if you are tempted to, use the sunglasses emoji instead

11.03.2026 13:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

how that relates to the devaluation of the labour done by people like you and me (i.e., professional writers).

10.03.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i think most of this shit isn't even about writing, tbh. If I didn't have any actual job writing all day I would probably write some kind of pissy essay(s) on Substack about how "writer" has became an aspirational identity that comes with cultural cache and

10.03.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i think that "being a writer" in some people's minds is about purchasing the impulse items in the checkout lane at Barnes and Noble

10.03.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Garth Marenghi.

Garth Marenghi.

10.03.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A montage of black and white midcentury advertisement art including: a skull wearing a crown, a little girl praying, a woman putting a finger to her lips and making a thoughtful expression with a ? next to her head, and another woman making a very frowny face while holding in front of her a mask of her own face making a very manic expression. A speech bubble coming from the little girl contains mismatched typography reading, β€˜Maybe it will happen today’. This is all on a toned paper background and make to look crumpled and worn.

A montage of black and white midcentury advertisement art including: a skull wearing a crown, a little girl praying, a woman putting a finger to her lips and making a thoughtful expression with a ? next to her head, and another woman making a very frowny face while holding in front of her a mask of her own face making a very manic expression. A speech bubble coming from the little girl contains mismatched typography reading, β€˜Maybe it will happen today’. This is all on a toned paper background and make to look crumpled and worn.

15.05.2025 13:37 πŸ‘ 450 πŸ” 79 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

saying you can only be a carpenter if you have held a piece of wood before is fascist

09.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0