my brain is at the mr burns oversized novelty germ door stage of near catastrophe every time i look at news of any kind
09.03.2026 11:51
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my brain is at the mr burns oversized novelty germ door stage of near catastrophe every time i look at news of any kind
Yummm
I've done that one for breasts before! I'm kinda thinking something sheet pan today idk!
I just wonder if it stays as moist and cooks as evenly without the bones
Apparently this is a thing! I'm going on record that I want my couch to have bones, apparently.
I'm trying to Google "boneless skinless chicken thigh recipe" and the first Google suggestion is "boneless couch" and I have concerns.
I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times
I get yelled at for saying this but for many hundreds of years people went to university not to get diplomas or be employable but because immersion in the humanities was considered foundational to a good life, and school must return to its original purpose: the joy of learning.
there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for
"SHIT"
"FUCK"
"NO"
"FUCK"
"SHIT"
"FUCK"
Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face
Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now
Detroit is a union town!
the kind of wisdom one would hope to find in anxient tomes 🩸
My vet called and told me not to tranquilize him before bringing him in. He wasn't tranquilized, he was just a floppy, carefree, boneless hairball doing a vague cat impression. Miss that guy.
Exactly this.
And this is why it is extremely important that if you care about bodily autonomy you have to care about trans healthcare rights.
If the federal government can take away my right to testosterone, they can take away your right to birth control.
And they want to do both.
To build an organized working class that can take on the billionaires and ICE’s reign of terror, the labor movement should be steadily bringing in a lot more motivated people into its ranks, write Roz Hunter and Megan Svoboda of @organizeworkers.bsky.social labornotes.org/2026/02/work... 🧵1/6
Don’t spend the precious moments of your life watching an old rapist lie to you on TV tonight, do something healthier like chew on roofing nails
His research method is impeccable.
I am picturing people using a pop tart as a pretend phone and it is getting funnier and funnier to me
The FCC just opened public comments on SpaceX's plan to launch a million satellites to do AI compute in space. Under the current proposal, an environmental review won't be required. Please consider submitting a public comment to oppose this damaging plan.
darksky.org/news/two-sat...
Today is smiling happy union member day on my timeline.
I've rarely smelled a smell worse than the used hat with the stupid plume they made me wear while playing "Love Shack" on a saxophone in the middle of a football field. The sweat of 20 years of band nerds foreheads just cooked into the felt.
Trump’s FCC pressured CBS into not airing Stephen Colbert’s interview of James Talarico.
Here it is on YouTube. Worth watching.
youtu.be/oiTJ7Pz_59A?...
douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
Irish national—married to US citizen, valid work permit, green card pending—thrown into ICE's "concentration camp." His story rips the mask off: Not safety, just cruelty. Locked up, dehumanized, family shattered. This isn't America. Shut these camps down. Demand justice. #sheshed
If you can read this without feeling sick to your stomach, I don't know what to say.
image from wallace and gromit, a calendar showing February 12th labelled on a calendar as "Gromits birthday"
baby gromit with a pink boneshaped cake with one candle
everyone shut UP it's gromit's birthday HAPPY BIRTHDAY GROMIT
"As UAW members, we speak truth to power. We don't just protect rights, we exercise them. TJ, we got your back."
— UAW Vice President Laura Dickerson
www.detroitnews.com/story/busine...
Photo of Roscoe Van Zandt, the only Black worker officially acknowledged to have sat down inside the plants during the Flint GM sit down strike in 1937.
Photo of Roscoe Van Zandt holding a U.S. flag and fellow Flint GM sit-down strikers outside an auto plant after workers won their union on February 11, 1937.
Roscoe Van Zandt, a janitor at Chevrolet Plant Four, was the only Black worker officially acknowledged to have sat down inside the plants during the Flint GM sit-down strike.
