Thomas AF✨✨✨

Going ✈️ Vegas ✨✨✨

Grateful we got to experience full totality in the driveway of my in-laws’ house in Texas. What a cool and magical experience! 🌎🌝🌞

Went to the gym for the first time in a long time and it gives me no pleasure to report I did feel more energized and happy throughout my day today

When I saw DUNE 2 last night, not only was it the truncated Nicole Kidman AMC commercial, but it was cut differently than the previous truncated version. This new cut excises “Somehow heartbreak feels good in a place like this” of all things whyyyyyyyyy

There are children in the neighborhood ringing doorbells and running away

Was called back for Sasha, then asked to also sing the Fruma Sarah cut I CONTAIN MULTITUDES

hell yeah

The theys AND the thems are out tonight at Sleater-Kinney!!!!

Love to bring down a room and alienate an audience 😈😈😈

About to sing “Crucify” by Myra Ellen Amos at karaoke because this hair has fully hijacked my brain and life choices

We just did a tour of one of our local water treatment plants, and they’ve won multiple taste contests! Very heartening to find out

Finally got my hair done and am feeling very Myra Ellen, very Annie Lennox

Three dogs decided they needed to sit on my small portion of the couch. 🐶🐶🐶

Tina Belcher after getting a scalp massage on cruise ship/Me after getting a massage on a cruise ship

Okay flying in a hot-air balloon across the Nile fucking rules 12/10

Up incredibly early to watch the sunrise from a hot-air balloon 🌄🎈

I thought ‘Death on the Nile’ would be too on-the-nose for actually cruising down the Nile ⛴️⛴️⛴️

About to get on our cruise ship down the Nile

*Yzma voice* bolt the door, Mariah

Night and day view of the Nile 🌊🌊

Soundtrack for the next two weeks:

In Egypt for two weeks ✈️✈️✈️

That moment when you, a queen, come across another queen and discuss how best to maximize your joint slay

This was the best costume for the day, you understand

Rang in the New Year (Pacific Time) sitting on the couch next to my husband as we watched the LA fireworks go off from our hotel window, as ABBA’s “Happy New Year” played 🥂🎆🎇🌠💜💜✨✨✨✨

NYE fit.

I forgot to pack a handbag, so my Switch case provided a fun substitute. 👛👛👛🥂🥂🌈🌈💜💜✨✨✨✨

Still image Batman and Commissioner Gordon clinking coffee cups at a diner on New Year’s Eve from Batman: The Animated Series.

My year in ✨🔮tarot🔮✨

What started as an attempt to “do witchcraft” turned out to be a stumble into a spiritual practice. I’ve never been a journaler, but it was fun pulling a card a day and reflecting. Here’s to continuing this practice in the new year!

My favorite TV NYE episode 🍾🍾🍾

“My daddy’s havin’ a heart attack! My daddy’s havin’ a heart attack!”