Keli!

Here’s a bonus of how it works :b

Been a while, figured I’d come back with a life hack!

Having family over and I have a sticky/jamming door. They recommend splinters or inflatable patches for creating a door gap.. I don’t have either..

So I used an inflatable butt plug.

You’re welcome.

When you know you’ve made it.

To those who try and do interact with me, despite me disappearing and being random and hard to follow.. I promise I’ll get better, but.. thank you. <3

You all know who you are.

Pretty sure it is a broken rib. I’ve coughed, laughed, sneezed, did laundry.. all uncomfortable.

But what hurt the most? Fucking hiccups.

Current mood.

Not sure whether I broke or popped a rib last night. Not painful but kinda uncomfortable.

Leaned over the couch armrest to pet my dog and immediately felt a short pang and heard a pop. Slight bruise but I wouldn’t say it hurts

*eyebrow-wiggle wagwag* :b

Totally get the concern though. I’ve binged nosleep and creepypastas since my late teens.. I tend to find more and more AI narrations or art and I just resort to skimming or gambling on good ratings D:

People tend to send me random pictures of me for my birthday.

So enjoy this one. :b

Birthday kickback is done. Back to real life. 33 soon.

I need birthday Pina coladas

Someone’s excited.

Thanks buddy!

Birthday mushies. <3

We got a sniff loop then! I’m down :b

Vacuuming the pool around 1am is my spirit animal.

Noms for the panda thing!

Birthday kickback tomorrow/today.. kinda just wanna curl up and not to anything lol

Magical Friday! :b

Rushing first thing in the morning to fill both compost bins for the truck within minutes is officially my new workout routine.

I might need another dose of mushies before that :b but I’ll try!

What if mosquitos buzzing by your ears were really just trying to tell you the purpose of life?

Something I will forever stride for.

Be dog.
Sniff friends.

Gonna try my best to be more social and involved with people here and in my life.

September has been a tainted month in my mind since 2022. It’s up to me to fix that.

That said, I suck ass at talking after two years, so give me a chance! :b

Oh gee, back when my garage spring was warped and the door stopped moving but didn’t budge, I googled how to fix it… saw and learned everything I needed to call garage repair. Final destination shit

Ughhhhhh, I need to get my tan in before winter night owl mode.

Homemade soup ALWAYS gets better over night. Fight me. :b

Or a hot dog with a flag on it? :b