GREAT NEWS!
A special task force of elderly bald men, smelling of chives and armed with small penises, has arrived to liberate Dubai from the Iranian onslaught!
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Syphilis addled madman.
If there is an attack on American soil against civilians, this will not in anyway benefit Iran, but it will benefit Israel. Do not fall for any false flags.
Tbf there’s probably less fights in Benidorm.
Ang on they’re going to Benidorm to watch Cheltenham..??
Israel uses white phosphorous and cluster munitions on Lebanon, poisons the air of Tehran with burning oil fumes, bombs every school and hospital in Gaza, and all the media can talk about is liberating people from the Mullahs. When are we liberating the Middle East from Israel?
BREAKING: Israel has launched missiles at NATO member Turkey so naturally NATO is now considering bombing Iran
The Paedotollah
Ford has won it a couple of times.
Gimp masks
BREAKING: Women in Tehran are excitedly tearing off the hijab as their streets catch fire, oil rains from the sky, and their lungs burn with every breath. At last we've been liberated, they cry.
Bonk is the Supreme Leader of the 1878’s.
And I can’t stand the duplicitous cunt Starmer.
the price of oil surging means you can burn your shein clothes, extract the oil, and make more money than you paid
‘Everyone place your hands on the person whose trousers smell of excrement.’
Are desert and soup spoons the same?
You're gonna need to sit down for this one, but the side that bombed every school in Gaza, and denied bombing the girl's school in Iran (blaming a misfired Iranian missile), has now admitted it did bomb the girls' school after all. Astonishingly, the cover story was a lie.
So you have 3 different types of spoons in your cutlery drawer?
So why are the knives in the middle?
Do you hold your knife in your mouth?
Or ten.
Completely normal and not at all some form of religious extremism.
Lovely stuff.
One flew over the cuckoos nest vibes..
BREAKING: Huge numbers of homes in Israel have been destroyed in the war, leaving distraught Israelis wondering whose homes they can steal next, given they've already destroyed every home in Gaza 😭😭😭
It's absolutely mental that Israel is getting caught red-handed carrying out one false flag after another against its so-called allies and the corporate media is just acting like it isn't happening.
British Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer has been forced into a grovelling apology after mistakenly noticing that Israel had carried out a false flag operation against the UK.
www.normalisland.co.uk/p/keir-starm...
Maybe a couple of drinks beforehand to make him feel at ease.
You’re thinking like someone who isn’t a genocidal zionist coloniser.
