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Do you want some frittata

Brain: Well, when I think of a perfect movie poster I think of BTTF or Goonies

(One google later) oh dang

“Haha that’s an intriguing thought! Rail me”

(image of george santos)

@katiesisneros.bsky.social think of you at least twice a year, which is about how often I buy pizza rolls

Cats

Trump: now just to sign this letter to Epstein *signs*
Signature: *looks like pubes*
Trump: ew ew ew he’ll just hate this i ruined it

Just Cheekface any word on that pigeon status?

Also I started hearing Greg as Weird Al but only in some of the harmonies for Popular 2

CRUCIAL UPDATE I like Loveless now even though I trashed it in the past

Imagine if Apple had an update that included a working alarm clock

Grew a depression beard and got so many compliments on it that it kind of helped

@cheekface.bsky.social you may think I’m joking but I assure you I am dead serious

I love pigeons

Hey @cheekface.bsky.social i got some merch last night but I have to ask

How much for the pigeon on the left (the one looking to the right)

I’m about to ditch Spotify for a platform that pays artists, but I acknowledge that showing me Cheekface was the most successful algorithm recommendation of all time

For a long time I’ve been saying he should eat McDonald’s more frequently

Me at a protest holding up a sign that says “BRING BACK PEANUT BUTTER TWIX”

All of them but specifically Minneapolis

WEEKEND EVENING AS IT HAPPENS INNIT

I’m a family who makes less than 100k can I go

More like should have been free because it sucks so bad

Shoutout to taking off tights after a 14 hour day, gotta be a top five leg sensation

Very wife

The fans of the two bands I’ve seen the most (GWAR and They Might Be Giants) have never paid a shred of attention to this rule

Just surprised he used a burner and didn’t have it on his resume to get the job

He’s been dnc chair for two weeks

I’d testify it’s somewhere past 46