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I wonder what it's like to feel cold

Boss move of the day: Was at a family wedding this weekend, and when we came to write in the guest book my cousin and his wife pulled out RUBBER STAMPS OF THEIR OWN FACES to sign it with

Does anyone know if there's a way to block Anthony Fantano from appearing in any search results on any platform ever please

Why have I, a person who is allergic to almonds, come to Bakewell

So, I think it's time I begin, in detailed specifics, talking about the mess that is Unbound / Boundless as a book publisher, in essence stealing most of a years royalties from me and many other authors, as a result of poor financial decisions, and legal BS.

Please read and share this thread.

Why do the announcements on Northern trains sound like the last recorded communications from 1960s astronauts before the rocket exploded

Pitchfork will be like "truly unique and amazing album, could be genre-defining, will no doubt propel the artist to timeless fame" then give it a 7.1

Perhaps I am asking for a lot by expecting pizza restaurants, which specialise in the cooking and serving of pizza, to have implements in their kitchens that can actually cut pizza

"tech neck wrinkles" oh my god shut upppppp

Will I get kicked off the client's GPT if I press enter on this, do we think

I have never known anyone who is pro LGBTQ rights ever, ever push for legislation designed to actively hurt people, that's all I'm saying

If you do the maths properly, it can be cheaper to buy a bottle's worth of scent from perfume sample websites than it is to buy the actual bottle

Do NOT suggest decaf. Anyone who suggests decaf will be blocked, reported, unfollowed, unfriended, removed from my top 8

Is there a way I can sip coffee continuously all day without ingesting an absurd amount of caffeine

Tiktok just recommended I buy products from the (incredibly small and niche) workplace of someone who ghosted me, so that's quite enough social media for today, cheers

Oh how I have dreamed of the day when I could add blerp to my stream

Add Blerp To Your Stream

The mad thing about this is that C-suite execs and boards of companies still care *so much more* about newspaper coverage than they do about social media. A former corporate employer was pumping six figures into its PR but putting zero effort into finding the lost password for the IG account.

They should call them everywhere bagels bc that's where all the fucking poppyseeds go

AI disruption: "programmers and writers: occupations where the job from start to finish is as close as possible to what AI excels at: nice, clean, linear and sequential tasks, exam-style questions and essay assignments. both jobs also have high rates of contracting or freelancing."
My thoughts below

The Ones Who Sprint Towards Omelas

Not to brag but I today I'm going to have another brilliant day of this ilk!!! I'm gonna do some work in my fav local cafe, buy some more gardening supplies, get some bagels, do some art, listen to some jazz, and send some videos of cool birds to my partner

23andMe has filed for bankruptcy to sell itself, which means any data they hold about you is going to change hands soon. If you're worried about your privacy don't rush in and delete your account - scramble it first. This way, any residual data they retain after deletion will be useless too 🧵

Today: Wrote 600 words, went to the garden centre, made pesto, bought and ate an indulgent cookie, finished reading a book I've been at for a few weeks and started a new one, literally living the dream tbh!!

You deserve kindness, you dumb fuck

Forbidden white chocolate Magnum

Harry Potter and the unpaid tax bill A London Centric investigation reveals one of the capital's most garish gift shops owes hundreds of thousands of pounds in unpaid taxes — and uncovers its mysterious owners.

Anyway, if MailOnline are going to stick their story behind a paywall then I'm going to make mine available for free for 24 hours. So have a read, stick this in your WhatsApp group, and just help me spread the word about where to get the real thing.
www.londoncentric.media/p/harry-pott...

Gordon Ramsey: I ordered steak tartare and you've brought me an omelette?
waiter: yeah, chef's a minotaur, he doesn't like doing steak
GR: jesus christ, can I speak with him?
[waiter starts to gather up his ball of string and disappears into the catacombs]
GR: *whispers* fuck me

Also it seems Bradley Walsh's son and I both have the same haircut

One of you could have told me the new Gladiators has a 6ft6in lad with floppy hair named Apollo