Ben Hayes 🎿⛵️

It’ll be fine

Donnie darko

Honestly, why? I never use them and I read a lot

The barrels need to be made

They have to stop with the Paintin’ Manning commercial

I don’t want to be faced with your 9 line work signature, each line a too intimate look into your personal misery, when scheduling a youth soccer practice.

Try ordering club soda in a southern McDonalds. They don't even know what it is!

It’s called rapeseed oil. Don’t accept the lamestream media’s rebranding of Canadian rapeseed oil from aircraft lubricant to food.

(Picking up Starbucks mobile order)

Going out into the world to bring home sustenance for my family.

The only good thing we did in Afghanistan was to leave. Give this man his promotion.

Huevos rancheros is right there

For me it’s like cooking with wine. You should use a wine that you’d be willing to drink. Canola oil tastes gross by itself so I try to avoid it in my foods.

Popular with friends feed on BS is v good

So leap years?

Retvrn

To be fair, the department of education is mostly there for teachers

Nothing like a rainy night in NYC and some au pauvre

In that case, massively lower taxes so I can better take care of my children (the most vulnerable people I know)

I like how you made the character a naked savage for realism

The lady on the plane who talks the entire flight without seeming to even take a breath.

Now I have to mute all the annoying accounts that conveniently left Twitter. I’m sure they’ll get mad and leave this one too

I don’t like the way it makes me feel

I think a lot of it is refusal to use hard angles and boxy shapes that aren’t aerodynamic because of range anxiety

Ugly

ChatGPT

Why can’t we make electric cars that aren’t ugly?

How do we stop people from cutting through neighborhoods to avoid highway traffic?