I just wish I was a buxom blond big haired southern belle

Grateful for MUNA and Muffins on this Saturday morning

Just remembered Brittany Murphy ain’t here and shed a tear

the urge to act in increasingly self destructive ways before killing myself spectacularly is sooooo recently turned 26 coded of me

Life has felt like a Stella Donnelly song lately

Was depressed and then I turned on DS2

Not every Dan can be “the Man”

Some of you just are just Dan, or better yet - a Daniel

Nike Tech Son or Brandy Melville Daughter

I just know Alien bodies are kinda tea

Going to get more annoying (starting a podcast)

How they always got awful covers of songs that play in public in Ubers

I leave my country to go shitpost in another, there’s nobody doing it like me

They better have Freddy hang dong in the new FNAF movie or I’m not watching

Stream Blusher

The way i’ve had Ebay alerts for if someone sells the Gucci edition of her poetry book so I can buy it and send it to you for 9 months now

What do ghosts do during the day time?

sigh

I know Amy Dunne evil pussy go crazy

My death is foretold in a Simpsons episode yet to air

Might have to get in my science era really quick so when war breaks out, I’m the one piloting mechs

It’s like when influencers use the correct trademarked multi syllable name of the product they’re being paid to promote, glaringly obvious

Kinda wish I could have spent a day with JFK

Didn’t get invited to the lesbian line dancing party 💔

ChatGPT learning from Discord/Roblox/KiK chat logs

“Would communism like Labubu’s? I don’t know”

The Frankie Magazine fall off is crazy

Bibble from Barbie was the original Labubu

Can you build me a small annoying machine that emits a noise that doesn’t shut up ever

I get high and start saying stuff like “man I can’t believe the dish ran away with the spoon”