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21st Century Schizoid Woman

12.03.2026 23:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Come see us this weekend! 🏃‍♀️🐕☕️🌳☀️

12.03.2026 21:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Go Cards Go Krogering

12.03.2026 18:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
The Iran National Soccer Team is welcome to The World Cup, but I really don't believe it is appropriate that they be there, for their own life and safety. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Mar 12, 2026, 10:00 AM
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Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump The Iran National Soccer Team is welcome to The World Cup, but I really don't believe it is appropriate that they be there, for their own life and safety. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP 6 ReTruths 16 Likes Mar 12, 2026, 10:00 AM A

So I don’t think a sitting president has ever threatened the life of a soccer team coming to their country’s World Cup?

12.03.2026 17:48 👍 1998 🔁 404 💬 55 📌 133

Great article. Hard to justify having any other black holes in the lineup if KeBryan Hayes is going to play every day.

12.03.2026 15:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mamdani is considering ending free street parking in NYC. This would be another huge boost to NYC residents' quality of life, reducing traffic in ways that would be comparable to congestion pricing. And it would be another step in ending suburban free-riding on NYC.

11.03.2026 21:47 👍 1648 🔁 155 💬 37 📌 98
11.03.2026 22:39 👍 829 🔁 46 💬 7 📌 1

Went into a coffee shop this morning that had a sign on the door they said NO CASH. I asked if they had any Hope or Jobs and got the Gen Z stare. Amazing work by me and I’ll be logging off for the day. Thanks & god bless

11.03.2026 14:38 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Go Cards Go Krogering

11.03.2026 14:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Bam Adebayo's 83-point game is landing the perfect balance of Horseshit and Delightful for me. Doing this sort of thing against tanking teams is ethical to me, and as likely a cure for tanking as anything the league could do in terms of messing around with the lottery odds.

11.03.2026 02:12 👍 1175 🔁 113 💬 28 📌 10
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JUST IN: Democrats have flipped a Trump+9 seat in the New Hampshire House, per reporter Kevin Landrigan.

Republicans outspent Dems by a considerable margin.

This is now the 10th special election flip for Ds in Trump's second term, versus zero for the GOP. sos.tn.gov/elections/20...

11.03.2026 01:38 👍 1453 🔁 390 💬 16 📌 36

Starke, IN: TORNADO EMERGENCY for the city of Knox. This is a PARTICULARLY DANGEROUS SITUATION. TAKE COVER NOW!. NWS: TORNADO EMERGENCY til 9:00 PM CDT. Tornado spotted in this area. Take shelter now!

11.03.2026 01:38 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Nasdaq is changing its rules to "entice" the SpaceX IPO to its exchange, which will fast-track the stock's inclusion in index funds... this effectively dumps Elon Musk's unprofitable garbage on vulnerable passive investors, and ensures new retirement accounts have to buy in.

10.03.2026 16:06 👍 425 🔁 147 💬 14 📌 14

Good one

10.03.2026 16:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Disappointing. We all need to pay our fair share and take collective ownership in our future. Why not tax a flat percentage of everyone’s first 75K and earmark it toward a single payer healthcare system?

10.03.2026 02:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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'We’re scared.' Latin American players on edge as ICE tactics intensify Major League Baseball players and managers express fear and concern over increased immigration enforcement.

Apparently Eugenio Suarez had his citizenship application taken off the books because he's Venezuelan and his response was "it is what it is."

09.03.2026 23:52 👍 203 🔁 139 💬 6 📌 38
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Guess What Moderate Democratic Voters Aren’t Anymore? Moderate. Two new polls suggest that moderate Democrats, too, want higher taxes on the rich and some measure of economic populism. Moderate isn’t what it was in 1992.

Moderate Democrats with columns in newspapers are constantly saying the Democratic Party is way too liberal on "social" issues. Moderate Democratic voters in real life do not feel this way. With some polling data from @gelliottmorris.com and @dataforprogress.org. newrepublic.com/article/2074...

09.03.2026 15:29 👍 3746 🔁 959 💬 98 📌 116

Thinking about having a cold one later

09.03.2026 18:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gov Beshear showing up in a UK pullover to his dignified transfer

09.03.2026 14:36 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I would love to not give Israel any more of my earnings but this ain't it.

09.03.2026 14:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have cheered for some really awful Bucks teams over the years but this one is super frustrating.

09.03.2026 13:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Doc’s Hall of Fame accolades just keep piling up

09.03.2026 13:24 👍 16 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

Writers with MFAs (or PhDs): The Naslund-Mann Graduate School of Writing at Spalding University (where I teach!) is hiring a full-time, tenure-track, Associate Programs Director at the Assistant Professor rank. (On campus in Louisville 2-3 days/week.) www.paycomonline.net/v4/ats/web.p...

09.03.2026 12:38 👍 21 🔁 20 💬 1 📌 0

for me “doom scrolling” is actually just the pathological hunt for the first piece of news that indicates this whole unbearable moment is about to unravel

08.03.2026 17:53 👍 1619 🔁 342 💬 30 📌 27

Typed out something I wished would happen to Lindsey Graham and then deleted it. You can think of fun and funny things to happen to these people and it doesn't cost you a nickel!

08.03.2026 22:47 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I don't care how expensive gas is. It can go as high as it wants. We should have been off of this shit 20 years ago.

08.03.2026 22:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Class photo #321

Class photo #321

A mom and stroller at parkrun. The child had a nice charcuterie setup

A mom and stroller at parkrun. The child had a nice charcuterie setup

Runners and walkers at parkrun

Runners and walkers at parkrun

Volunteers at parkrun

Volunteers at parkrun

It never rains at parkrun and today was no exception. We had an energetic and youthful turnout today as we kicked off March at Joe Creason

🏃‍♀️69 😎 runners & walkers
🐕 3 barkrunners
⭐️ 9 personal bests
👋 20 first-timers
🦺 8 most excellent volunteers

08.03.2026 18:03 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
A cat and dog looking up hoping for a shower of Parmesan cheese

A cat and dog looking up hoping for a shower of Parmesan cheese

What do you think these knuckleheads want?

08.03.2026 21:43 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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This App Warns You if Someone Is Wearing Smart Glasses Nearby The creator of Nearby Glasses made the app after reading 404 Media's coverage of how people are using Meta's Ray-Bans smartglasses to film people without their knowledge or consent. “I consider it to…

A new hobbyist developed app warns if people nearby may be wearing smart glasses, such as Meta’s Ray-Ban glasses, which stalkers and harassers have repeatedly used to film people without their knowledge or consent. www.404media.co/this-app-war...

08.03.2026 14:38 👍 366 🔁 149 💬 7 📌 10

Having some of the most thoroughly redacted thoughts of my life.

08.03.2026 00:23 👍 8648 🔁 2084 💬 164 📌 53