Dakota Schmidt

In the same way that position players are allowed to pitch, managers should be allowed to play in case of injury or blow out.

I mean.. Francisco Cervelli is already in the dugout and wearing a uniform.

When you're trying to win the Springfield Film Festival. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTCE...

What do you think your ancestors would think about this post?

It was in the 60's yesterday where I'm at. Tonight we're supposed to get snow.

Nephew with wads of cash.

My nephew pulled a super rare Steph Curry card in a pack he opened. Since Steph is not one of his favs, he sold it after sending it in to get graded. Here is the little dude with his earnings.

Damnit Tammy

Las Vegas Quaiders

Nailor? I don't even know her!

Polanco is the best place for shopping purposes. Chapuletpec Castle is worth it. Parque de Mexico is an absolutely beautiful way to spend some time for free. There are definitely great restaurants but great food can be had at any corner of the city.

Michael is going to Pitt,man.

To be fair he did a lot of standing out on the field

"Our fastball is going to get to you eventually. Just you wait" - Czech Republic

Bobby Witt has 2,000+ AB's less than Schwarber but already passed him in WAR

Going to mess around and look for remote jobs at this rate.

Plasma donation places are about to be the most packed places in town.

Googles "Easiest way to get cancer"

What present do you give to a book lady that has every book?

Post so nice I had to like it twice

Just witnessed one of my cats go after the other when he was on the litter box. Just pure absolute evil, man.

Haas is going to forget to bring an engine to the track.

*Looks at Ryan Braun* Well uh...

Now I wonder if Nintendo had a book of Italian terms when they were first making the games.

How were the Watts?

So the potential next leader of Iran just saw the United States kill his parents and wife. I'm definitely sure he's going to be willing to cooperate

One of my grandpas was a milk delivery man and the other was a farmer/snowmobile racer.

Stuff like this makes me happy that I can't log in on that app anymore. Just locked my account and can't go back.

Chunky grey cat looking at camera

Face of a boi that gained three pounds in the last year.

Do you know what war is good for?

Absolutely nothing

I'm just impressed that a roach is able to pass the bar exam and then transition into a career as a stylist.