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Naval Aviator, Bama alum, native Texan, and a really bad golfer. All opinions/tweets/etc. are my own.

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Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

12.03.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 6981 πŸ” 1209 πŸ’¬ 331 πŸ“Œ 380

43 FTAs for a Miami player? What is this, the β€˜06 finals?!

11.03.2026 02:16 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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The Seahawks agreed to terms with CB Josh Jobe, per source. Hanging onto one of the own as the Super Bowl champs try to repeat.

09.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 80 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 14

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

08.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 17094 πŸ” 3387 πŸ’¬ 202 πŸ“Œ 119

The Allstate Duke/UNC ad is dumb b/c there's no way he didn't tell his GF he went to duke within 2 minutes of meeting her.

07.03.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3
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Chuck Schumer: β€˜The American People Deserve A President Who Can More Credibly Justify War With Iran’ WASHINGTONβ€”In a pointed critique of President Trump’s foreign policy leadership, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer stated to members of the press Thursday that β€œthe American people deserve a presid...

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28.02.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 6721 πŸ” 1517 πŸ’¬ 58 πŸ“Œ 81
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Waking up in this hell every single damn day

28.02.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Any time he drives something bad happens, having any play for him that’s not catch and shoot is coaching malpractice

28.02.2026 05:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

OKC fans are too stupid to understand why that was a cheap shot. They think dirty plays where ejections are 100% justified are normal fouls

28.02.2026 04:55 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

dirty play from a dirty player

28.02.2026 04:52 πŸ‘ 107 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

Valid reaction bc what is Lu Dort doing lol

28.02.2026 04:50 πŸ‘ 76 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Lou Dort is such a bitch

28.02.2026 04:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not sure what’s worse - watching SGA play basketball or listening to Doris Burke swoon over him all game.

28.02.2026 04:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I cannot stand the way SGA plays basketball. Kid Rock levels of grifting.

28.02.2026 04:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A lot of problems in this country could be solved simply by enforcing anti-monopoly laws

26.02.2026 23:52 πŸ‘ 2646 πŸ” 456 πŸ’¬ 63 πŸ“Œ 22

You don’t have to watch it. It truly doesn’t matter and nothing of substance will come out of it.

25.02.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Side-by-side poster art for Madame Web, Venom, Morbius, and Kraven the Hunter. Caption reads: Sony Will Reboot the Spider-Man Spin-Off Universe After Kraven the Hunter Flopped

Side-by-side poster art for Madame Web, Venom, Morbius, and Kraven the Hunter. Caption reads: Sony Will Reboot the Spider-Man Spin-Off Universe After Kraven the Hunter Flopped

Sony's has confirmed their Spider-Man spin-off universe, which includes Venom and Morbius, is getting the reboot treatment following a string of box office bombs including Kraven the Hunter. https://bit.ly/4ru0K0Q

24.02.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 110 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 61 πŸ“Œ 305
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Is this even satire?

21.02.2026 05:26 πŸ‘ 1443 πŸ” 359 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 12
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nathan mackinnon going up to reporters with the deserve-to-win-o-meter pulled up on his phone

22.02.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 263 πŸ” 55 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 57

hear me out…

the entire concept of Batman is unworkable in the age of the internet because any tech savvy teen with google street view could pinpoint the location of the Batcave in 15 minutes

21.02.2026 04:04 πŸ‘ 101 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 4
SIXTINE COUSIN AGE 26 and it's a ski lady

SIXTINE COUSIN AGE 26 and it's a ski lady

it's-a me, mario. i got-a big-a family. i got-a

21.02.2026 04:55 πŸ‘ 2584 πŸ” 349 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 9
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Tony Gilroy on his approach if he were President of Lucasfilm

β€œIf I did that job, I would rather go down swinging. I’d rather go down in flames. As low-risk as my life is, my creative life is pretty high-risk, so I’d like to swing away. Safety has never been one of my navigational principles"

20.02.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 1120 πŸ” 103 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 69
tweet from @cliftonhowze on twitter

Last night at the #DataCenters meeting in Claremore, Darren Blanchard, who has attended most of these meetings around NE Oklahoma & has some pretty impressive FOIA/ORA skills, was arrested after going over his 3 min. allotted speaking time. First arrest I've seen at one of these.

tweet from @cliftonhowze on twitter Last night at the #DataCenters meeting in Claremore, Darren Blanchard, who has attended most of these meetings around NE Oklahoma & has some pretty impressive FOIA/ORA skills, was arrested after going over his 3 min. allotted speaking time. First arrest I've seen at one of these.

in america, if you go over your 3 minute allotment to speak, men with guns come to take you away.

19.02.2026 16:20 πŸ‘ 9739 πŸ” 3213 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 338
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HERMANOS REUNITED 🀞

15.02.2026 23:45 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ant gives the USA Stars the lead with a steal and a pullup three but De'Aaron Fox sidesteps and hits the buzzer beater for Stripes to win

15.02.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 66 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 7

That was an awesome ending, props to Ant and Fox

15.02.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

FOX! Swipa swipes it at the buzzer!

15.02.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

15.02.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 41473 πŸ” 14040 πŸ’¬ 659 πŸ“Œ 594

The NBA All-Star fix is right there, but the men's players won't do it.

15.02.2026 00:51 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

After watching this, the dunk contest simply needs to go on hiatus for a few years.

15.02.2026 00:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0