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Lyndsay Ely

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Author! THE LOST RELIQUARY, 2025 from Saga Press. Also GUNSLINGER GIRL & books for Overwatch, FNAF, and yes, Skibidi 🚽 . Aspiring Bond villain.♠️❀️ Bar witch. She/her/Mx. Rep by Laura Zats.

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We’re doing a query drive to raise money to help relieve acute food insecurity among families sheltering in place. Come through!

26.02.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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PAX East 2026 Badge Giveaway - Marooners' Rock Enter to win one of five 4-Day PAX East 2026 badges. Experience the full show in Boston March 26–29 with this official giveaway.

I'm entering this competition and you can too! maroonersrock.com/2026/02/pax-...

25.02.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you could throw a few bucks to Zion Community Commons, Venmo @ Chef-Collective-1123, it would be a big help. This is solidarity, not charity. Let’s do the thing.

24.02.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 4

To families sheltering-in-place every week DESPERATELY needs funds to keep going. Lots of other food sources are drying up and the need is going to be great for a long time to come, even after the drawdown ACTUALLY happens (it has not happened yet)

24.02.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hi friends,

I know a bunch of you are probably getting very sick of hearing about me talk about living under occupation instead of my signature Getting Mad About Publishing Stuff but a VERY important MN community hub that is sending out thousands of bags of nourishing, culturally-appropriate foods

24.02.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
$1.99 ebook deal for The Lost Reliquary

$1.99 ebook deal for The Lost Reliquary

It’s getting all blizzardy up in the Northeast. Better charge that e-reader and stock up on books! Luckily, the ebook of THE LOST RELIQUARY is still on sale for only $1.99. (Offer also available in areas not about to get buried in snow ❄️ 😩 ⛄️ )

22.02.2026 17:28 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Literally

22.02.2026 02:42 πŸ‘ 3234 πŸ” 525 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 22
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This one hits hard.

21.02.2026 22:59 πŸ‘ 35636 πŸ” 10543 πŸ’¬ 778 πŸ“Œ 591
A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

18.02.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 40987 πŸ” 10911 πŸ’¬ 309 πŸ“Œ 338
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DOG AT THE OLYMPICS
FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS

18.02.2026 13:26 πŸ‘ 19682 πŸ” 5924 πŸ’¬ 502 πŸ“Œ 1140

Me AND @gillianlynndaniels.bsky.social on a panel?! πŸ’―

14.02.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Wanna make sure people saw this one. The latest ICE child trafficker who got arrestedβ€”yes there have been more than one, just in this specific Minnesota suburb!β€”his job was to do background checks on all other ICE agents hoping to get hired

11.02.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 152 πŸ” 72 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

It does not matter if you take the child you use as bait and then kidnap to McDonald’s!!!!!

10.02.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 3459 πŸ” 635 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 24

I personally do not think some rich man should be able to buy an institution like this like a toy and then break it when he doesn’t want to play with it anymore. bsky.app/profile/benm...

04.02.2026 11:53 πŸ‘ 7880 πŸ” 1805 πŸ’¬ 209 πŸ“Œ 74
Dr Jordan B Peterson
@jordanbpeterson
Go to hell you woke
Virtue-signaling race-baiting
Anti-science postmodern neo-Marxist
Clickbait disseminating
Bastards
Pop Base
@PopBase β€’ 12h
Today is Elmo's birthday.
He turns 3Β½ years old every year.

Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson Go to hell you woke Virtue-signaling race-baiting Anti-science postmodern neo-Marxist Clickbait disseminating Bastards Pop Base @PopBase β€’ 12h Today is Elmo's birthday. He turns 3Β½ years old every year.

It's Elmo's birthday

03.02.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 9257 πŸ” 1479 πŸ’¬ 460 πŸ“Œ 325

Every time this comes up I wonder if we're ever going to shift the conversation to why women are avoiding them.

03.02.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 813 πŸ” 165 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 8

Superbowl ads for the last 5 years have been capital displaying total cultural victory by publicly humiliating celebrities.

All of your childhood heroes work for Uber Eats now. There is no mass culture unless Liberty Mutual says there is.

03.02.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
A set of four cake pops that read HAPPY VALENTINES DAY; The first has 
H, VA, and D; The second has A LEN A; the third has PP TIN Y; the last has Y ES <3.

A cartoon below shows a very sad hamster holding up the one that reads PP TINY

A set of four cake pops that read HAPPY VALENTINES DAY; The first has H, VA, and D; The second has A LEN A; the third has PP TIN Y; the last has Y ES <3. A cartoon below shows a very sad hamster holding up the one that reads PP TINY

I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.

29.01.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 19068 πŸ” 6042 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Working on our plans for tomorrow (collective decision making takes time!) but while we do that, did you know both of our locations have Pay It Forward Boards. What's a Pay It Forward Boards? Well...

29.01.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

Which part of this sequence can be reformed

29.01.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 66 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am introducing the Cut It Out And This Time I Really Mean It bill. It provides an additional $57 billion to the murder goons but they will agree to wear business casual Monday through Thursday and if they do any murders they have to put a dollar in this jar.

28.01.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 6836 πŸ” 1632 πŸ’¬ 77 πŸ“Œ 36

This isn't mine, and I can't definitively find the original source. But I love this little bit of wisdom:

"If you're a fifteen-minute walk from a coffee shop, but the server there has to drive an hour to get to work, you don't live in a walkable city. You live in a theme park."

28.01.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 6622 πŸ” 1769 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 42
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"Abolish ICE" was submitted 9,200 times for Chicago's snowplow naming contest, records show. blockclubchi.co/3ZAnDTZ

28.01.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 4154 πŸ” 936 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 91
The Lost Reliquary is available for $1.99 for a limited time only at bookshop dot org

The Lost Reliquary is available for $1.99 for a limited time only at bookshop dot org

Promo feels ick right now but it’s also worth reminding folks to support their indie bookstores (especially the ones taking a stand against The Horrors). This deal is available at Bookshop.org for a limited time. #booksky

27.01.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It appears that this legend owns a little bookstore β€” and you can order books from him instead of Bezos. Link in next post.

25.01.2026 17:45 πŸ‘ 12955 πŸ” 3862 πŸ’¬ 107 πŸ“Œ 97

You could actually structure your moral code around the idea that law enforcement doesn't exist to execute people. You don't have to create perfect victim narratives, you can just refuse to accept that the state gets to kill people.

24.01.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 6331 πŸ” 2043 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 37
DreamHaven Books owner Greg Ketter emerging from a cloud of tear gas that ICE agents fired into the streets of Minneapolis.

DreamHaven Books owner Greg Ketter emerging from a cloud of tear gas that ICE agents fired into the streets of Minneapolis.

Remember the other day when I was saluting my friend Greg Ketter, owner of Minneapolis’ DreamHaven Books? This is him the following day. Greg will never say this, so I will β€” now is a great time to buy books from DreamHaven. Support Americans who stand up vs. 🧊. dreamhavenbooks.com

25.01.2026 17:32 πŸ‘ 16055 πŸ” 5207 πŸ’¬ 324 πŸ“Œ 249

ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.

24.01.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 20900 πŸ” 7975 πŸ’¬ 144 πŸ“Œ 137

They’re just…they’re gunna keep doing this. They’re gunna keep murdering people. They’re gunna keep kidnapping people.

If you’re not locked the fuck in you need to start. Today. We need your help.

24.01.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

This is my moderate position

24.01.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 211 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0