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@fizzymilk

So very, very tired. He/him.

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WHEN I WROTE GRAFFITI MY NAME WAS SLOP

27.02.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

10 minutes isn't really enough time for an Odyssey. Put some bloody effort in, Wendy.

24.10.2025 08:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Would it even matter? Media coverage will continue to be anti-Labour and pro-Reform. The only meaningful change of course is to implement PR.

24.10.2025 08:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Poke bowl? I thought they closed that place down.

24.10.2025 08:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

SO much better than last week's!

03.10.2025 16:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Itchy cooch park?

26.09.2025 08:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He's one of your front-facers from sector 7G, sir.

19.09.2025 06:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The image of Duncan always made feel a bit ill. Top work, Mr Biffo.

15.06.2025 07:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fascinating use of forced perspective here, I hope.

29.05.2025 21:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hooray, I'm being useful!

20.05.2025 20:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can't be a dream warrior anymore, because of woke.

04.05.2025 16:28 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can't decide if this is a French & Saunders or Victoria Wood bit

04.05.2025 15:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI, am stronger than M3ns4, M!ll3r and M@!ler” - Nicky Wire thinking of a new password.

04.06.2024 07:29 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Is that his password for NatWest, Midlands, Barclays or Lloyds?

04.05.2025 15:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He can't keep getting away with this

02.05.2025 19:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have a vague memory of there being raspberry Pepsi in the UK, around the same time. I can't find any evidence of this, but the can here does look similar.

30.04.2025 06:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Canonically, any changes in his appearance are due to Lister doing repair work on him.

26.04.2025 19:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thar she blows πŸ‘€

23.04.2025 20:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I had completely forgotten he existed. Was he a comedy character or something?

23.04.2025 19:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Our Rob or Sluggo

21.04.2025 15:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Canines of wolf ancestry may not be kept in closets, must be allowed to breathe.

20.04.2025 09:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whisky and pills to quell the 45 minute commute erection, how else can a man start the day?

20.04.2025 08:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They reproduce asexually

20.04.2025 08:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This post is ananas, A N A N A S

13.04.2025 19:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bear glop

13.04.2025 17:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Instinctively, it's a "Kill it with fire" deal more than "Humanely imprison it for life". Can he even die?

04.04.2025 16:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That sounded more negative than I intended.

04.04.2025 10:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ikr? Have I been pissing people off these last 20 years as an adult?

04.04.2025 10:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

TIL I'm an ADHD woman, coolcoolcool. The plinky emotional piano can effoff though.

04.04.2025 10:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think he should leave

04.04.2025 10:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0