Six is a professional cake topper.

I am equally proud and ashamed that I had a Bad Motherfucker wallet.

I know the universe.

Oh those colors come in nice.

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Fuck it.

Kissing is the root beer of intimacy.

Yosemite Sam: What in Dalmation?

This is how we got Ready Player One and it was bad then too.

Does your cock still womble?

I have no money and I must scream.

Joe Cool snoopy in Brooklyn

Hey talk to me -

Would you buy a hardcover Omnibus with my first year of independent journalism articles?

This book would include extra photographs and behind the scenes stuff, like my outlines and notes while making the pieces

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Second Life but worse in every way.

“Different culture that still raises their girls to be wives”

Wow.

Pronouncing Maoist like moist until I’m asked to leave.

Never miss an opportunity to post the cgi Twilight baby.

Each according to their holes.

Every now and again an author will rewhatever my little snippets of their work and that’s pretty cool.

Background bisexual radiation permeates all, saturating and sustaining us.

No, you don’t get context.

Feed the digital fetus.

My brain blended the
threads like a close up magician shuffling cards.

The Fraser train is superior to the trolly problem.

I need a snorkel and a deep body of water. I want to sit at the bottom and reflect on my sins.

Siri voice:

Only in death does duty end.

Siri voice:

Only in death does duty end.

Short king of men.

Shoulda waited three.

What about with some offense?

Pornin in the void.

I'm sorry, I had to shave*.

*trim an inch of beard