jr 🌿

Love it when a dating situation fizzes but it’s fine because the reels he sent weren’t even slightly funny and I was just being polite

I don’t want to play sport but I do want to kick a footy outside on a warm evening with someone

I literally never want to hear anything about him except when he’s dead. How can I organise my life around this?

The shitty ten year old iPad I use exclusively to play youtube videos to help get me to sleep is slowly dying and doesn’t hold a charge even though it’s permanently plugged in. I don’t want to buy an iPad but I’m also entirely dependent on this thing

Thinking about the calibre of cranks, perverts and criminals we’re gonna see cropping up as One Nation candidates this year. There’s gonna be some sideways greaseballs for the ages, I can tell

Unfortunately had to bail on the gym because it was too crowded, I hated what I was wearing and the overly aggressive trainer who shouts was taking the class. no thanks

Fuck this libspill is boring. I miss when Julia Gillard would get whiff of someone counting numbers at 11am and she’d call a ballot for 4pm just to shut everyone up

Motivation to deal with dating apps has evaporated so entirely that I’m thinking about doing a book club

Titsmas

Christmas swim ✅

woke up in Adelaide, would you believe

One goal for 2026 is stop letting small things hurt my feelings. Someone I know is better friends with someone else I know? Good for them. That person posted a funny screenshot from their big gay group chat? Not a personal slight!

She spewed on this couch just two hours earlier

It really wouldn’t be December if I weren’t haemorrhaging several hundred dollars on something every day

Hyrox is the cult everyone used to say F45 was

Coming to the conclusion that dates are exhausting and socially too much for me. No other ideas beyond that unfortunately.

I got a tax bill this year and now I’m a sovereign citizen

YouTube algo loves giving me happy gay couples with beautiful lives and beautiful apartments content that I’m quite sure I never asked for

Anxiety is off the charts lately and I wonder if planning and doing a solo trip will help or make it exponentially worse

Hot doctor called me a tall fella, a straightforwardly factual assessment that I will be reading into

Experiencing a surge of affection for my freelance job for just sending me work and paying me when it’s done and not making me do any goal setting bullshit ❤️

I just got to pat a bull terrier, and can I just say how much I love bull terriers. Let’s have fewer cavoodles and more round little guys with shark eyes

As a long term single who is basically happy but wouldn’t mind finding someone the subtle message I get a lot is that you just need to work on yourself, but then I look at people in relationships and it’s like I’ve never seen a group of people that worked less on themselves in my life

So you were lazy and flaky and I had to be the one to explicitly ask if you were even interested to get a straight answer and now I’m watching your lame stories like you’re a celebrity? Unacceptable

I get it if we went on a few dates in early 2024 and it didn’t go anywhere and you want to unfollow me on Instagram, that’s fine, but it’s absolute psycho behaviour not to also click the thing that removes me as a follower of you

When I have to spend money on something boring I offset it by spending money on something fun. Like and subscribe for more personal finance advice

reminder:

I ended up getting my money back AND I’ve had a neat little anecdote to tell to about four different groups of people. Getting robbed is cool!

at the pewl