Velvet Mummy🫟

What if we just citizen-arrested everyone? Clearly, we don’t have much of a government any more. Let’s do our own trials.

Well, at least their priorities are in order.

Mission: FAILED

Hahaha! It was brilliant!!

🔌 Thursday's Reliable Sources digest has the latest on Jeff Bezos, The Atlantic, Karoline Leavitt, Jonathan Lemire, Julia Angwin, Barry Diller, Jimmy Kimmel, Quentin Tarantino, the NFL, and more: cnn.it/4cJsU3s

This is an actual post from the official White House account. We’re being trolled by fifteen-year-old boys playing computer games.

Yup, spot on.

Literally nauseating. The unmitigated arrogance of these people.

UFC Fighters to Train FBI Agents in ‘Historic Seminar’ This Week: We’ll ‘Be Even Better Prepared to Protect the American People,’ Kash Patel Says UFC fighters will head to Quantico, Va. this week to train FBI agents and students in what FBI director Kash Patel is calling a "historic seminar."

What a joke. FBI agents are not street brawlers. They interview witnesses, uncover documents, analyze intelligence, and testify in court, usually while wearing a suit and tie. Just one more frolic for Kash at taxpayer expense.
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This 👇👇👇

Too bad we don’t have any experts.

Morning Bid: Triple digit crude What matters in U.S. and global markets today

Morning Bid: Triple digit crude reut.rs/46YORI5

I have the whole Shakespeare pentagram/iambic pentameter thing. 🤘🏻

I had “Russian military starts using pagers”

Points?

WaPo: “The Defense Department has barred photojournalists from briefings on the U.S.-Israeli conflict with Iran after they published photos of Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth that his staff deemed “unflattering,” according to two people familiar.”

Start prepping. We’re going to be hit with shortages again thanks to the same asshole who fucked everything up last time. 🧻 🍱 💧

Dear IL:

Your primary is coming up, and is strewn with AIPAC Dems like Conyers-Ervin, Miller, Biss & Bean.

THE QUID PRO QUO OF THAT MONEY IS THEIR PROMISE TO KEEP SENDING OUR TAX DOLLARS TO ISRAEL FOR WAR!!

If you do NOT want the U.S. embroiled in war forever, DO NOT VOTE FOR AIPAC CANDIDATES!

AI Used to Promote Non-Existent Evacuation Flights From the Middle East - bellingcat A Dutch newspaper published a story about private evacuation flights from Dubai, but the photo shows signs of AI generation and the flights appear never to have existed.

De Telegraaf, the Netherlands’ largest newspaper, recently published an interview with a woman promoting €1,600 seats on private evacuation flights from Dubai. Bellingcat found that her image was likely AI-generated, and flight data suggests no such plane took off. www.bellingcat.com/news/2026/03...

And how fucking reckless, stupid, incompetent, corrupt, and disgustingly base the gop really are.

Jim Clyburn announces he will run for reelection

(Nicked this from @jefftiedrich.bsky.social’s post today too): open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...

From @jefftiedrich.bsky.social

The people hate children as much as they hate women and people of color.
From @ruthbenghiat.bsky.social :

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Black women were disproportionately impacted by DOGE cuts. A year later, they're rebuilding careers for themselves and each other Black women make up 12% of the federal workforce and experienced the largest federal employment losses between 2024 and 2025.

You mean black women are strong capable females? Say it ain't so. The regime just needs to stop. Their racism and misogyny is becoming their mantra and it's doing them no good

#USDemocracy

Black women impacted by DOGE cuts are rebuilding their careers share.google/I6t4xKh4wG95...

A Never-Ending Conspiracy Theory in Remote Alaska Why are some people convinced that nefarious experiments are happening at HAARP?

Often blamed for natural disasters, an Alaskan lab has become the subject of countless conspiracy theories. @kait.bsky.social visited the HAARP lab to see what it looks like for a team of researchers to contort around suspicion every day:

IEA's BIGGEST Move EVER FAILED! 400 Million Barrel Release, Oil JUMPS to $100 Anyway YouTube video by House of El

The world’s most powerful economies just pulled their largest energy lever in history — and the market barely blinked.

A 400-million-barrel emergency oil release was meant to calm markets. Instead, crude surged toward $100, revealing how fragile global energy has become

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Turning the world over to madmen. That is what is happening. Madmen.

I would love it! More whimsy, please.

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