COOCHIE COLOGNE

iight 2025 imma stop smoking frfr

....and another thing.

erika is delusional & i’m happy her therapist is holding her accountable. she wants to make sutton the villian so bad. bitch ur husband was scamming ppl & u said fuck them victims. you wanted a pizza party after that 😭?? #RHOBH

i hate when ppl are quick to drink but slow to pay. ordering henny shots with your chest but when i tell you the price, it’s suddenly taking you 15 mins to pull your card out

my bf is visiting from the military today 🥹🥹🥹

right! nobody wants to have his squeaky voiced kids lmao

these ladies swear sutton is this unhinged old lady but they’re the ones always screaming in her face #RHOBH

Every Monday they gon' wait for the freestyle
Call me out once, you do not get a redial
I got grown ass men actin' fetile
I do not spin the block, nigga I reroute

ughhh meg ateeeee!!

r.kelly straight up said the motivation behind his music was his personal life, and mfs still be on some “you have to separate the twooo”🥴😭 like mf no. i don’t.

Sogucci’s relationship with her daughter reminds me of Eliza’s relationship with hers from #LHHMia. both of them put their daughters on the back end to chase after some nigga smh. #BelleCollective

latrice was fucking that burger uppp lmao every the camera cut to her it was smaller & smaller 😭😭😭 #BelleCollective

idk what’s more confusing. the fact they gave this man a documentary knowing he’s a predator, or the fact amazon had the audacity to recommend it to me

fuck it my religion is my family & bettering my mental health. what’s that called 😭? i believe in the universe but i still don’t even know what that means if im being honest. like i do feel like SOMETHING is out there & created us, i just feel really disconnected from it.

i wanna believe in god i really do…but the patriarchy!!

i don’t have a religion to follow bc organized religion gives me the creeps but i see why ppl do. it seems nice to be able to put your faith in your spirituality. being depressed makes you wanna believe in something sooo bad but i just can’t lmao. being agnostic is fucking annoying

exactly. i feel like she’s quirky and has enough substance for her NOT to be doing all that

love angie but her throwing that heavy ass bag was unnecessary. if the shampoo cracked her in the head then what? what if it broke the glass plate in front of brittani & she woulda got cut by the shards? angie need 2 chill with the physical theatrics #RHOSLC

the second shot is so fire

she just like her mama lmao

alaura is hilarious 😭 #Married2Med #Married2Medicine

i’m so happy contessa serves her guests actual food. tired of these damn charcoochie boards #Married2Med #Married2Medicine

sigh i was not ready to be an adult

a street cat is being caressed on the face, it seems to be in eternal bliss

i wish I could adopt every stray cat

a man is sitting at a table eating breakfast with a starz mug on it . Alt: a man is sitting at a table eating breakfast with a starz mug on it .

Y’all, we’re really out here adulting. Times are hard and you’re still going, give yourself some grace and a pat on the back. You are winning.

wooow i saw the statement rocnation put out but i had no idea what they were talking about

omg context?

sitting down with Mel was the STUPIDEST thing trisha coulda did 😭😭 Mel is digging in her lying asss omg. also, it takes two seconds to pull up Trisha & Martell’s dm’s to show Melody which address he told Trisha to come to #LAMH

Me pretending to pay attention during Zoom meetings:

so Martell blows up on everyone once again, then Destiny just goes and continues to play the game like he didn’t just air marsau & tisha out…they really be pickin & choosin #LAMH

correct me if im wrong. when Martell first got arrested for the revenge porn, Marsau was sayin “free martell”. & when Mel confronted him about it, Marsau blamed her & said “thats who you chose to have a kid with”. but NOW he’s doing interviews tryna reprimand Martell? NOW he wanna defend Mel?? #LAMH