Richard L Pastore 📚🏳️‍🌈

Although, it does look like it’s waiting for a mouse to make a mouse hole (like in the classic cartoons).

I'm writing about a cursed ferret finding a barrow mound on a strange island in the middle of a lake, and accidentally awakening what lives inside of it.

How's everyone else's evening going?

Wait a sec… Is that a piece of a drone in my Dubai chocolate?

Eat shit, Chili’s. Your corporate values do not align with humanity. Into the bin with you.

A still from a video of the most recent wife-carrying race held in the U.K. A husband is carrying his helmeted wife by the waist, while she is in front of him, facing him, and upside-down.

I would say don't try this at home, but I get the feeling it is way too late for that.

when your pants want to give you a wether’s original and tell you about WWII:

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I wonder if her majesty will dance with Sir Robert Dudley?

….but didn’t know you wanted. 😂

For your next wedding reception extravaganza, get everyone to do the Piezo.

It’s just a jump to the right.
And then you bring your knee up high.
Throw a hand over your head.
Then lower your arm down to your si-i-i-i-i-ide.

A photo of a kid playing hungry hungry hippos

GOP: You don't get it. The president is playing chess!

THE PRESIDENT:

Congratulations on your newest book!
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Green motif graphic with title "release day" and my book as little icons below it. Bottom text reads "Regency era Romantasy with a solarpunk twist"

Happy release day to me! 🥳

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Aquí hablando con unos amigos que me adulan mas de lo que mi estado diabético puede tolerar :))) @podcastelstudio.bsky.social

Do you think Superman ever dreams about giving a speech in his underpants?

At the very least, we know it’s a head filled with sawdust.

ECCC was fun and I had a wonderful time.

But there was a storm cloud. When I complained about Trump with my white straight cis friends, we were all sincere and concerned.

But I talked with many Trans friends, and it’s so much worse. They are in fear for their lives.

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So please, if you can, I’d love to have this thread list pro-Trans everything. Creators, craftspeople, writers, artists, activists…if you or someone you know deserves some celebrating, bring it the fuck on, okay?

Post links if you can.

Buy stuff if you can.

They hate when people stand up.

Did you check the calendar? If it hasn’t changed, you might be in a Groundhog’s Day loop.

They don't care unless something hurts the billions of dollars they have and probably won't ever spend. I'm sorry you have to go through this especially when it so easily doesn't have to be the way it is.

Shoutout to the press for essentially ignoring active war crimes and the destruction of the economy since the GOP is in control. You're the real heroes!

Single-panel cartoon by Ellis Rosen. Scene is a bookshop, with videogame plumber Mario explaining his autobiography ("IT'S A-ME") to a seated audience. He says: "So I said to myself, 'Mario - you're on your last life. If you want to write a book, you have to do it now.'"

Happy Mar10

‘Hey’ came before ‘hi,’ and ‘hi' came before ‘hello.’

‘Hi’ is most likely a variant of ‘hey.’

‘Hello’ is not related to either.

Goodbye.

And abrupt

THE AUDIENCE: We really love this one guy.

THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY: Too bad, here's this other guy. And we're putting him in everything until you like him.

Get him!

I actually saw one do it the other day regarding the school bombing. Challenging has become so rare I think he should immediately be placed on the endangered species list.

This was one of my reads last year, and I highly recommend it.