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Keubiko πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ’ͺ

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yep. The AI slop translation didn't do a great job either.

11.03.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hell of a good cook though.

11.03.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is a consumer-only survey.

11.03.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is a consumer survey. I should have noted that. Anthropic would poll much higher on business users, I believe.

11.03.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 21:36 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

C'mon, bro.

11.03.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

From the same guy?

11.03.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I really don't give a shit, and it's quite possible that it's all coincidental, and I'm certainly not the first to point out this issue, but Gemini at least thinks there's a good chance my article was bounced through an LLM here.

11.03.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

Hmmph. This reads strangely familar for some reason. x.com/gnoble79/sta...

11.03.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Then watching the Optimus surgical robot at the hospital reattach it to his forehead.

11.03.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Google can feel Grok breathing on Nano Banana 2's neck.

11.03.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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NGL I'm going to enjoy the first headline about someone's personal Optimus accidentally tearing an incel's wiener off.

11.03.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 1
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a man in a black shirt is sitting in front of a wall that has butterflies on it ALT: a man in a black shirt is sitting in front of a wall that has butterflies on it

Every time I buy high-delta call options, premiums be like:

11.03.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I need them to sack up and buy Cohere already.

11.03.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The problem is that screen recording their leisure activites had the AI agents trying to crank their own virtual weenies to an Elon Musk screen saver all day. That was a problem because it was also the work activities.

11.03.2026 16:20 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ™Œ

11.03.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hang this in the Louvre. @christayeh.bsky.social

11.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Still good to do it out of spite.

11.03.2026 14:25 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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When "May I meet you?" takes a dark turn.

11.03.2026 13:12 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

New activist short idea: Short a middling software company, spend a day or two vibe coding their app, then PR that you are short the stock and will release the software for 1% of their cost, then do it.

11.03.2026 13:09 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2

Bloomberg is getting annoying about "out of pattern" data extracts to Excel. They're clearly trying to hamstring people using data for AI-driven applications from their <checks notes> $30,000 per year per seat software.

11.03.2026 12:57 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The best thing so far about Claude Code, is you can go to annoying tech bro "founders" on Twitter and show them screen shots of you replicating their product and telling them you'll be selling it for 95% less. They don't like that.

11.03.2026 12:26 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

Because they want to do everything they can to lose the midterms.

11.03.2026 11:59 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

It is kind of funny they found a state willing to sink to their level of public comms

11.03.2026 11:49 πŸ‘ 983 πŸ” 104 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 0
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Exclusive | Justice Department Probes Iran’s Use of Binance to Evade Sanctions The investigation is focused on money flowing through the crypto platform to a network that backs terror groups, including Yemen’s Houthi militants.

Recall that Binance co-founder CZ was pardoned by President Trump last October.

11.03.2026 11:04 πŸ‘ 521 πŸ” 138 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 9

Best read in the context of Orange Julius Caesar telling Starmer to shove his two aircraft carriers up his arse, when offered.

11.03.2026 10:52 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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New NHS England Review Excluded 97% Of All Trans Studies To Say Care Doesn't Work The new review has led to a ban for HRT through the NHS England system under the age of 18.

β–ͺ️ ignore 97% of the studies done

β–ͺ️ claim there aren't enough studies

β–ͺ️ ban care for trans teenagers on that basis

www.erininthemorning.com/p/new-nhs-en...

11.03.2026 10:41 πŸ‘ 94 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pol Pot, donning his fashionable red scarf, went for a stroll in the rice paddies for what could have been a normal spring morning.

But in less than an hour, his life would change as he found himself torturing and murdering 3 million people.

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