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Sludge/Doom/Death/Black metal 🀘 Distributed systems, functional programming, terminally maths brained. he/they

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Been thinking about the dotcom bubble. "too big to succeed" feels salient

17.02.2026 15:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You know it's bad when "few degrees above freezing" feels downright balmy

10.02.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This service basically splits a pipe into multiple fairly similar pipes. Simple.

2TB build artifacts. lol

06.01.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"if you don't stop debating metaphysics I will turn this van around!"

20.12.2025 21:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just provisioned a database that costs $20k/month so I can run some experiments. Wacky

13.10.2025 19:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

glow in the dark nails bcus spooky season bitches

03.10.2025 21:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Unhinged software thing - keeping multiple copies of the same repo locally so I can work on multiple things at once.

I miss working on things one at a time.

30.09.2025 22:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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20.09.2025 23:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
VILE CREATURE  - GLORY, GLORY! APATHY TOOK HELM! (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
VILE CREATURE - GLORY, GLORY! APATHY TOOK HELM! (OFFICIAL VIDEO) YouTube video by Prosthetic Records

Can't get enough Vile Creature right now.

"all we care for is rotten and rich
it shall devour
i'm no better
torn of the same cloth
shrouded in ignorance and flesh"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O52...

19.09.2025 13:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Playing the Mechanicus soundtrack on loop until the machine spirit does what I ask of it.

18.09.2025 17:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Empathy is hot.

13.09.2025 19:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

left radicals feed people so they don't have to work for the state
right radicals shoot people

13.09.2025 03:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"fearful fabrication fosters fascist frameworks"

13.09.2025 03:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜Radicalized’ Evergreen High School shooter appeared to hold antisemitic, violent views in online accounts Social media accounts that appear to be connected to the 16-year-old shooter are littered with references to mass shootings and antisemitic views, The Denver Post found.

The 16-year-old who shot two students in a Colorado high school on the same day Charlie Kirk was killed was a virulent white supremacist and antisemite www.denverpost.com/2025/09/11/e...

12.09.2025 14:01 πŸ‘ 5032 πŸ” 2236 πŸ’¬ 125 πŸ“Œ 145

"funfortunately", to be used when something isn't ideal but it keeps things from being boring. Used sarcastically in engineering contexts, but likely has other applications

12.09.2025 17:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

anyway my kids are currently planning how to overthrow north korea without violence

if anybody can figure it out, I think it's them

10.09.2025 20:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I went from schadenfreude to dread real fast. Transphobes will treat him like a martyr.

10.09.2025 19:49 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As your internet lawyer I advise you to keep it in the group chat for the next 48 hours

10.09.2025 19:37 πŸ‘ 280 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 6

β€œI think empathy is a made up New Age term that does a lot of damage”

10.09.2025 20:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Hi chatgpt, generate a metaphysics for me."

25.08.2025 17:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

New deftones πŸ‘€

25.08.2025 13:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There is nothing more hipster than the meta-hipster. It's post-post-irony, there's nothing more hipster than that.

26.07.2025 03:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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22.07.2025 21:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Black Sabbath (2014 Remaster)
Black Sabbath (2014 Remaster) YouTube video by Black Sabbath - Topic

Black Sabbath by Black Sabbath from the album Black Sabbath
music.youtube.com/watch?v=bkD_...

22.07.2025 20:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"the storage for fossil fuel waste is your lungs"

21.07.2025 15:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"I want to come work here because I want to see what real software engineering looks like"
And it's literally the same shit different bucket.

03.07.2025 13:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Got a blatantly wrong llm paste from an expert of something I use, which is going to catastrophically fail any minute now.

This is fine. I'm fine. Good good good.

03.07.2025 13:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Would you like to watch a movie with the family for father's day?"
"Are the kids too young for Dune?"

15.06.2025 19:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Welp, I was asking my kids if they'd like me to turn the lights off when they're taking a shower as a joke and now one prefers to shower in the dark.

03.06.2025 23:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0