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The trailer for EVERYONE IS LYING TO YOU FOR MONEY. In select theaters starting April 17th 🍿🤑🤣

I love him

Walt Simonson's title card for the ALIEN comics adaptation

Thinking about Walt Simonson's title card for the ALIEN comics adaptation

oh we can just do this? ok I am unable to pay my taxes this year

Both showers and public transit rides have 3x multipliers to Thinking Time. You'd think stationary bikes would be too because they're both moving and mindless but actually they're 0.5x at best. Long flights have 10x to Thinking Time but only if you're in the sweet spot of tired but not TOO tired

Illustration by Augustus Jansson, from The Inland Printer (1903–7).

Source: Smithsonian Libraries and Archives

https://pdimagearchive.org/images/d6bc0da8-b803-4e5e-957a-35c56d7292e5

#parades #animals #advertisements #giraffes #advertising #color #adverts #ink #art #publicdomain

Linocut print of a nuclear explosion with trumps face forming the head of the mushroom cloud

I made this/called it 9 years ago.

We cannot and should not let generative AI take away these tiny, insignificant, but probably fun as hell jobs from artists

stop calling us nazis just because we are invalidating IDs and rounding people up based on their skin color and putting them in concentration camps and sending them off to foreign gulags and using all that nazi imagery and banning books and dont forget about all the pedophilia. so just stop alright

Criminally underrated. And Kurtwood Smith is so great in this. Honestly everyone is.

Just came under a MASSIVE PSYCHIC ASSAULT at the grocery store

A drawing of a man handing the Grim Reaper a wish list and saying "Thank you for your attention to this matter". Take from that what you will.

Do you think it bothers him at all that they tend to be disillusioned supporters more so than radical liberals.

The situation with the bull We finally managed to wrangle the damn bull out of the china shop. Which admittedly took some doing. There was a moment or two there amidst the heavy breathing and collecting ourselves afterwards where we thought it might run off back to—I guess the rodeo? A barn? Wherever these bulls emerge from. Save us any more trouble. Naturally it headed straight for the fruit stand next door. Kicked the living hell out of it as you’d imagine. Watermelons ricocheting everywhere out into the middle of the street. Drivers all backed up and honking now. A guy zipping by on a scooter not paying attention absolutely ate shit when he hit one and we all had a pretty good chuckle about that before we realized he was seriously hurt. I guess it goes without saying that the timing of the workers trying to install a big plate of glass on a shopfront window up the block could not have been worse. Someone had the idea to go ask the bull what it wants. To negotiate with it. See if it could be bought off perchance. I know bulls don’t think like us he said. I’m not stupid. But we were out of ideas and so he tried that. Boom. Bull horn right up the butthole. It was a direct shot. Like a bullseye I suppose. Wait is that how they came up with that term? Once again we were at an impasse here with respect to the bull. What about shooting it someone suggested. Right in the fucking head. With this here gun.

The situation with the bull

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b&w political cartoon. A group of people are marching down a city street carrying signs and banners. The signs and banners are blank -- it doesn't matter what's on them. Around the corner from them, filling the street and towering over buildings is a giant robot with POLICE across its chest.

Ron Cobb, 1968

Its a White pickup truck Toyota Tacoma XtraCab pickup truck featuring custom 1990s-style Jazz graphics. From the cup!

A Placebo cover band also called Placebo

Yes, this is a very large part of it. ICE doesn’t want to hold people in detention for lengthy periods of time. That’s why ICE officers pressure people in detention to give up, sometimes every day, sometimes with threats.

Every person who fights keeps a bed full, not empty for the next arrestee.

Y’know when the characters in a movie go to see a movie and it feels really meta? Well, with an “Ultimate Double Feature,” we play the first movie up until the point when they enter a cinema to watch a different film… then we play that film… then we go back to the first film to finish that story.

Do I spare a nut for this humble squirrel?

absolutely amazing stuff here by the dems to be like “just so we’re clear, we didn’t do this! we are still useless! we wanted to get them body cameras and rules! this was definitely not us who decided to take a stand!”

Screenshot of a video about Citicar - a boxy/angly EV from 1970s

They made a better Cybertruck half a century ago.

ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.

Robert Moog posing with his Moog synthesizers

Moogmaxxing

screenshot from the Subway Takes video of a guy with long hair and a blue shirt holding a subway metro card / microphone “I think we need to destroy the data centers”

me in any conversation about anything lately:

every generation has a pair of skuzzy friends who think they're the first people to start a band that's just a distorted bass guitar and drums

and god bless em for it

A medieval illustration of a hedgehog with grapes skewered on its spines

It was believed in medieval times that hedgehogs had spikes so they could roll over fruit to carry home to their children, which is not true but is a really cute idea

I know there are more insidious uses of AI, but one of the most depressing to me is when it pops up in local TV ads. These things are supposed to be folk art; put your uncle in a bad wig like god intended.

Wouldn’t even call myself a Seahawks fan but they have my favorite logo in sports