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Couldn't find any evidence that these numbers are medians, which means that Gen Z target salary could be turbo-skewed by a handful of cashmaxxing bonecels (or whatever they're calling themselves) claiming they need to make millions each year

14.03.2026 05:06 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I've walked into walls a nonzero amount of times. but the actual equivalent for me I think is bruising my hip walking into countertops

14.03.2026 04:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ah-ha! We found the true definition of "ultra-processed" food!

10.03.2026 16:01 👍 487 🔁 63 💬 5 📌 1
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alysa liu!!!

21.02.2026 22:38 👍 11896 🔁 2437 💬 56 📌 36
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biblically accurate dan and phil

16.02.2026 23:28 👍 55 🔁 21 💬 2 📌 1

Gotta open this on desktop but I will absolutely be filling this out

13.02.2026 00:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Andrew Huberman, Dog Phrenologist

28.01.2026 01:50 👍 2493 🔁 415 💬 92 📌 21
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I feel like when folk music starts getting this good again it’s usually a pretty good indicator that shit is FUCKED

26.01.2026 01:19 👍 435 🔁 126 💬 12 📌 10
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25.01.2026 15:48 👍 3133 🔁 808 💬 59 📌 17

every single one of them should spend the rest of their fucking lives looking over their shoulder for the guy who's coming to kidnap them and drag them in front of a tribunal.

24.01.2026 20:04 👍 2321 🔁 325 💬 23 📌 6

The first Minnesota murder, they refused to let a medical professional help the woman they shot. The second Minnesota murder, they simply shot the medical professional.

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every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO

this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s

16.01.2026 21:24 👍 30725 🔁 11394 💬 467 📌 830
Showing 3000 immigration officers to 2482 officers from the ten largest metro forces

Showing 3000 immigration officers to 2482 officers from the ten largest metro forces

The Star Tribune had an insane graphic about the presence of immigration enforcement in Minneapolis. There are more immigration officers in the metro right now than local police officers.

15.01.2026 00:56 👍 1763 🔁 772 💬 46 📌 53

instead of gender reveal, expecting parents should start throwing parties where they predict their child's favorite pokemon

13.01.2026 08:50 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

boomer resistance libs and also me, 19 at the time,

13.01.2026 08:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

well, at least she's retiring.

12.01.2026 08:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i just watched this video and the fact that they believe this to be exculpatory is genuinely insane

09.01.2026 18:57 👍 17897 🔁 2858 💬 611 📌 160

HAPPY BIRTHDAY VESSEL MY BELOVED!!!!

08.01.2026 21:28 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

it's obvious from the video footage that the victim was complying with orders by realigning her car with the road to drive away. perhaps she was going a little too fast, but, I don't know, I would too if ICE was standing there because I'd be worried about getting shot in the f--

07.01.2026 18:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

didn't realize Phil Lester was traveling today

26.12.2025 21:40 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Had the three Dems who voted for this held the line and voted no, they could have blocked it.

18.12.2025 00:26 👍 4736 🔁 1660 💬 49 📌 144

fr I hear "sports rivalry gay situationship that goes on for several years" and the first thing I think of is lesbians

16.12.2025 21:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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eepy sneepy

16.12.2025 21:04 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Happy 22nd Birthday to #FFX2 (NA release)
You changed my life forever, baby.

19.11.2025 00:40 👍 351 🔁 109 💬 4 📌 1
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POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success

17.11.2025 19:20 👍 20395 🔁 3247 💬 3162 📌 807

So phannie pilled that someone called Bill Clinton and Donald Trump “Don and Bill” and I thought they were making a joke about Dan and Phil

16.11.2025 04:56 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
AI generated chapter of IBCK’s “Of Boys and Men” episode titled “The percentage of boys back in town”

AI generated chapter of IBCK’s “Of Boys and Men” episode titled “The percentage of boys back in town”

the AI-generated chapter titles for our episodes are making me believe in the power of AI

11.11.2025 02:48 👍 2143 🔁 136 💬 22 📌 6