Wilson Wilson

I'm say this with no irony. Sell it.

No.

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Let's get today going

I know I say this all the time but if you know anyone looking for a bicycle or you are locally I'm always on this stupid app. I could probably find you something for decently cheap or not let you buy a pile of shit. Bicycles are really simple and usually stupid.

It's all Ohio now.

Gonna get my cargo bike back and try to get a lunchtime delivery job downtown somewhere during the week

I should go to the diner, right?

Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. Rom, a Ferengi alien fella with giant ear lobes and butt shaped head, is standing in uniform and looking kind of shaken up and shooketh. Like if he walked in on his parents "wrestling." Closed caption reads, "You have every right to be depressed, Brother."

Shit talking my enemies in shooters is all fine and good but I don't know how to mock a chaos space Marine. That fucker will tear my jaw off for funsies.

Whenever I'm playing a video game with hand grenades about 30 percent of the time I say "hey shitass" whenever I toss one. It's especially funny in the Warhammer shooter.

That nurgling might not have an ass

How your email finds me.

Must be cool to live somewhere that does things like this. I hear it may happen here eventually possibly in a Decade or so.

psh, in america you can do that and go home that day

I didn't know lifetime Cavalier Dwyane Wade was on the Prime broadcast.

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YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME IM WRONG

I slander Boston Jerry for the love of the game. But only Boston Jerry

"the hotdish of Spain" is one of the funniest things I've ever read.

Dark money group offers influencers $1,500 for posts attacking Chicago Democratic primary candidate Progressive House candidate Kat Abughazaleh told MS NOW the secretive campaign is “filled with false and defamatory claims.”

HOLY SHIT.

A dark money group, hidden behind a bunch of shell companies, is paying influencers thousands of dollars PER POST to attack @katmabu.bsky.social on social media a month before her election.

Thank you to the people who declined the money and went forward with this. So who's behind this?

This is actually @bostonjerry.bsky.social

It really isn't hard to figure out.

The diner has logo mugs now and I think it rules and I refuse to post it because I don't want anyone knowing where the diner is. Although it's very easy to figure out.

Ok but the diner has coffee cups with the logo on it now and I'm absolutely buying one somehow

Is it in a parking lot?

I'm off to the diner. Everyone make sure @nickhasthoughts.com keeps his shit together.

Just don't slip and say six or seven for the next however many hours

Slowly but surely becoming a RETVRN guy for the Murray Saul get down.

One day I'm going to be in public and I will hear this quote and I will ascend.

"Ar-10s are 5 ar-s safer"

I promise you I will laugh myself into the void.

I really was shocked at that MacBook neo teardown. I've been screaming at apple for years over this and they just........ Fixed it? They just did the thing. Shocked