In this month's LOW NOTES, I try to apply a year of "Less is More" to my writing desk, and it doesn't go well.
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Writer of fiction, microfiction and #5amWritersClub devotee, w/ some bass trombone on the side. I love humor, good humans, and creativity. I ask of at least one from everyone, but all three is fine too. Low Notes: https://jayheltzer.substack.com
In this month's LOW NOTES, I try to apply a year of "Less is More" to my writing desk, and it doesn't go well.
Read and subscribe, peoples.
#5amwritersclub
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First VDP of 2026 is tomorrow, building MOMENTUM for the rest of the year.
Plus... first details about the annual Journey to Jupiter in-person writing retreat.
You KNOW you want to be there... so be there.
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Virtual Donut Parties are back for '26, starting this Friday 1/9 at 5am ET via Zoom.
How to build MOMENTUM for a successful year
-Repetition
-Asking little & big questions of your work
-Measuring Success
-Celebrating without Slowing Down
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DM me for the new Zoom link
This might be my most favoritest one of all the ever. โฅ๏ธ ๐ถ
๐ง More.
โฅ๏ธLess.
โ๐ปSome?
๐ง It needs more.
โฅ๏ธBut not with unnecessary fluff. Move on.
โ๐ปGimme something, please.
๐ง We haven't fully told the story. We've barely filled the scene.
โฅ๏ธThe reader understands. We shouldn't be working this hard!
โ๐ปKinda like this post?
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๐ง I'm so tired. Not just sleepy tired, but so... ugh.
โฅ๏ธI get it. You wanna write?
๐ง Yeah, but... its easier to not bother.
โฅ๏ธThat's no fun. Writing is fun.
๐ง Yeah, butโ
โฅ๏ธHey... don't ever forget: Writing is fun. Doesn't have to be anything else.
๐ง ๐
โ๐ปGame on!
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Mazel tov! What a fantastic gift!
โฅ๏ธThe holiday concerts are over.
๐ง Halleluyah!
โฅ๏ธTime to finish with the gifts.
๐ง Crap!
โฅ๏ธBut we get to write first.
๐ง Halleluyah!
โฅ๏ธTime to finish that synopsis.
๐ง AW CRAP!
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๐ง It's synopsis time.
โฅ๏ธI believe in you.
โ๐ปGood luck.
๐ง The heroine... no. The night was...
โฅ๏ธTake your time.
โ๐ปYou know the story, right?
๐ง On a dark desert highway...
โฅ๏ธThat's notโ
โ๐ปOh lord.๐คฆ๐ป
๐ง Who's the MC again?
โฅ๏ธThis may take a while.
โ๐ปI'll make more tea.
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If the void screams back, has a tree fallen in the forest? ๐ค
๐ง Its go-time.
โฅ๏ธHold on... a few more journal thoughts...
โ๐ปWe'll be with you in a sec.
๐ง ... Now?
โฅ๏ธ...
๐ง Now??
โฅ๏ธ...
๐ง Now???
โฅ๏ธIf you don't mind, I need to SCREAM INTO THE VOID AND CAN'T START THE CREATIVE PART TILL I'M DONE, OK?
๐ง Damn.
โ๐ปTold you.
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As a fellow parent who appreciates whimsy, it is time to stage an intervention.
I predict there's going to be a ton of frustrated Wordle players today.
Anyhoo, anyone seen my focus? It was here yesterday.
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โฅ๏ธYou really need to finish holliday shopping.
๐ง What would my MC want for Christmas?
โฅ๏ธMost of the good stuff is gone.
๐ง Are there any gifts in Chapter 6 of my WIP?
โฅ๏ธYou're running out of time.
๐ง Time is a plot problem.
โฅ๏ธOy, you're your own plot problem.
๐คฆ๐ป๐
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If I had only seen your post yesterday, I would have claimed Chroma, since The Phantom Tollbooth is my all-time, all-ages, all-favorite book of all-time favorites. โฅ๏ธ
I mean Iโm 8% in. The current chapter has similarities but itโs not identical. However, like I mentioned, their execution of a cool idea we both had is far superior to mineโฆ so far. ๐
No choice but to move forward. This story lives!
๐Hey! This best-selling book is like the one we're writing.
๐ง Wut?
๐Sweet! It's got scenes just like the ones we wrote.
๐ง Come again?
๐Wow. That cool idea we loved... they wrote it much better.
๐ง <cry, panic, anger, cry>
โฅ๏ธIt'll be ok.
โ๐ป<opens new document>
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Hence the beauty and glory of the #5amWritersClub
the brain is more lucid, the impossible and improbable become clever and doable, and the rules haven't woken up yet to tell you "you can't."
Amen, sister! โ๏ธ๐ป
๐ง '26 will have big plans, big changes, BIG GOALS!
โฅ๏ธWhat about today?
๐ง Let's survive today, ok?
โฅ๏ธWill we be a different person on 1/1?
๐ง Same, but new, cool direction.
โฅ๏ธSo, why wait?
๐ง Shut up. '26 is our year.
โฅ๏ธWhat about today?
โ๐ปToday we edit or die!!!
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agnostic diagnostic might be the most genius concept of self-assessment these days I've ever heard. ๐ถ
Let's just say I can't handle the truth right now and my feelings go to 11.
This also extends to Australia too.
โฅ๏ธPlease don't look at the news. Let's just write, okay?
๐ง It's incomprehensible.
๐We can handle it.
โฅ๏ธNo... yesterday was awful. Please don't.
๐ง C'mon, just a few hours of creative work first.
โ๐ป<click>
๐... Holy shit...
๐
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๐ง What's all this noise?
๐๐ปHer name is Mariah Carey.
๐ง Is she in our book about the Mississippi Blues?
๐๐ปNo, she sang this Christmas song calledโ
๐ง I KNOW THE SONG! What's it doing here?
๐๐ปLiving rent free.
๐ง Get her out!
๐ชCan I help?
๐ง It would be a ๐ miracle!
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No more appropriate 5am response to this than, "Let's Go Crazy!"
I am Jay Heltzer, and I approve this message.
๐๐ป<snore>
๐ง Wha? Who woke me?
๐๐ปDid you say something?
๐ง Dammit. It's too early.
๐๐ปMy bad... but don't you get up early to write?
๐ง Yeah, but...
๐๐ปWell, there you go.
๐ง You're not helping.
๐๐ปAll I'm saying is...
๐ง Shut up. โ๐ป๐๐ป
โ๐ปUh, we can't type like this.
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