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"If Nixon is a Republican then I am a Republican" sounds the same in High and Swiss German

Interesting to see so many “experts” on here all of a sudden 🤔. A week ago most of you had never even heard of oil

What do you call two tankers burning off Iraq's coast? A good start! Sorry sorry I'm trying to delete it

Wow they got three sources to say that Iran is full of Iranians. I'm hearing now they don't *love* being bombed

The wrong Dugin died

I have done everything but put this stupid watch through the coffee grinder to tell it I do not want to have anything to do with it and yet

Is the apple watch the worst device apple has ever manufactured? Not saying it is. Just asking questions.

The new Ayatollah’s use of the gender neutral term “Great Satanx” could cost him support among working class Iranians.

This is like finding out that more homicides were committed on Law and Order: SVU than were committed in the entire state of New York during the show's run. You don't have to do anything with the information, but you do have to sit with it.

Every once in a while we're still a real country

Now lean into it. VOT eta da

Wanna learn Russian? I'm the best teacher I know

I mean, one came out before I was born so I'm not prepared to take too much flak for not remembering the "plot"

Just watched that GorillaZ episode of SNL and tried desperately to make a reference to 1981's "Heavy Metal" and to 2000's "Heavy Metal 2000" and completely failed to describe "lady with big boobs rides a variety of dragons" which is basically all I remember from either movie

I always laugh when I hear people say "kids should be taught to invest in Vanguard index funds". Like, would the coursework be sponsored by Vanguard or would this be a federal subsidy for one investment company over all their rivals?

I suppose the abundance losers think the point is that "since nobody learns anything in public schools anyway they may as well learn how to generate the Moderate Sensible Centrist view about everything?"

Potatoes? Potatoes are already free. Now I'm wondering whether they're planning to introduce a potato virus to drive up the cost of potatoes

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The Wilt Chamberlain 100 point game was the same way too. The Kobe 81 point game at least had the drama of him single handedly willing the Lakers back from a 12 point halftime deficit for the win.

Single-issue voter in what election? For mayor? It's an absurd thing to say

Can't tell whether you're joking or not. Mayor Muriel Bowser Presents has been the mayor for almost 12 years I'd bark up her tree if you're actually curious

That's all well and good in the army but in the navy we sink burn take or destroy

Uh huh. Let me guess. Dental clinic?

The F-15 is invulnerable to enemy defenses. Allied defenses? Ask us later

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Gonna go way out on a limb and guess you're an arbitration litigator?

It's funny the mediation industry never trots forward folks who are so relieved they got the same restitution they would have if they've gone to court but instead only trumpets all the savings they generate for businesses 🧐

A sport where instead of playing to win the game you're supposedly participating in you just commit fouls for the cameras. It's disgusting

I always assumed I hated team sports because I don't get along well with strangers but I'm now realizing I hate them because the players are literally psychopaths