Helen Amirian

I've been picking up litter. :)

An optical illusion where it appears that I am sitting on a rooftop dangling my feet, while wearing Croc shoes without any adornment on them, which, for me, would be more worrisome in terms of mental health than sitting on a rooftop

It's fine, I'm fine. (I know, there aren't any charms on my Crocs)

Just another day in hell
-Portland, Oregon

You're welcome to squish the ones that have been tearing up all my plants to bury peanuts. Another neighbor leaves peanuts out for crows, I used to, but this is happening too much.

I'm sure the crows would appreciate the squished squirrels in lieu of peanuts.

Oh, I have plenty of friends. 🥰

I have a spinny rack now, so legit. Curated for the venue (goth vegan cafe), these unique shoe charms, mostly handmade by me, are for sale at Memento Mori Cafe!

NW 24th/Raleigh in Portland, Oregon
#flibberty
#shopsmall
#crocartist

No reason except RED PANTS
#flibberty
#christmaween
#crocs

Thanks! The point I was trying to make, besides the obvious, the absurdity, is that targeting Portland is just another big fat dancing unicorn of a distraction from things that matter more. (But it's all fascism)

And single. 😏 🦄
Do you know, I got the suit because over 10 years ago I started a puppet show based on a character I created called The Magical Genderqueer Croatian Unicorn.
A single puppeteer? 🤔

That was my point! The flip side of my sign said "release the files tho". I wanted to point out that antagonizing Portland is just a big fat dancing unicorn of a distraction.

Actually yes, I'm on a high protein diet and towards the end, I farted inside the suit, which was awful. 🔥

One of my neighbors knew it was me right away. I don't know how?!? The viewing window was so fogged up by then, I couldn't see.

When the power pack ran out, it was! I had an extra fan in there, around my neck, because the head is so gigantic. But as soon as you lose air in that thing it shrink wraps itself to you. Dancing for a solid hour, I was pretty sweaty! Also toward the end I farted in the suit, which was LITERAL HELL.

The power bank only lasted about an hour before the suit shrink wrapped itself to me and I trudged up Vista, sweating like crazy 🤣 the backup batteries weren't working. (That's a thumbs up, not a middle finger. Hard to tell on a hoof.)

I wanted to catch the school drop offs and the grumpiest commuters! 😁
The other side of my sign says "release the files tho". I'm glad you could read it! I was worried that making the letters look like bridges would make them too hard to read. Also I'd spilled coffee all over it.

Hi! Thanks for getting such a great picture of me! The other ones my friends took just made me look fat. 😜

(a person in an inflatable unicorn costume to be clear)

portland update: this just crossed the street in front of me holding a bright yellow sign that said WELCOME TO HELL

I'm actually quite friendly. :) (this is a thumbs up on a hoof, not a middle finger on a hoof)