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They call me Asylum. Some say “Asshole”, others say “The reason I realized my kinks” A Piddle wrapped in an Enigma Trying to once again be proud of who “Asylum” is/was in the face of the fallout of the last few years.

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I am watching through the Films of Stanley Kubrick

I’ve set two aside for last as those will be the hardest to watch

First is “eyes wide shut”. Sheer boredom has always made me turn it off mid way.

The second is “Lolita”. Yikes. I’ve only ever seen it once and I remember feeling so gross during.

10.03.2026 18:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I turned 11 in 1987

Mom and dad hated each other so we had no take on what real love was

So even to this day this movie melts my heart as it’s what I thought love was…

Wait…

“Baby” was 18, right? Oh Fuck me, Francis Houseman wasn’t 18 was she?!

(Narrator: “uhhh, no she wasn’t”)

😂

10.03.2026 17:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Someone said

YOU RICKROLLED ME WITH SHINY GEAR!!

😂😂😂

10.03.2026 17:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Random happenstance made me smile last night.

There’s a man half way across the world who has a Search & Rescue gear obsession that makes my heart skip a beat

Take a guess who randomly msgd a few day ago?

“Grab the smellin salts, I got the vapors!”

Be still my beating heart.

😱😱

10.03.2026 17:40 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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10.03.2026 07:02 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

…All work and no play makes Asylum a dull boy…All work and no play makes Asylum a dull boy…All work and no play makes Asylum a dull boy…All work and no play makes Asylum a dull boy…All work and no play makes Asylum a dull boy…All work and no play makes Asylum a dull boy…

10.03.2026 05:47 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Super cool.

I hope you drained the Mtn Dew 😹

09.03.2026 20:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wow, this really resonated with me. Such an accurate metaphor for what we've been going through.

08.03.2026 11:06 👍 8 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

Share pic?

09.03.2026 03:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That’s pretty epic as well 😂

Still have it?

08.03.2026 18:33 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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Remember all…

Have a password that isn’t just easy to hack

You know they have 2FA now, right?

😂

08.03.2026 18:28 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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ABDL TRUTHS:

1) Your actual childhood was affected by others

2) Young brain jealous of the comforts denied that others got

3) Now add puberty

4) Adult psyche doesn’t ever explain it’s wants, you aren’t a bad person, they were

5) Bullies hate themselves

6) “This town needs an enema!”

7) FIN

😜

08.03.2026 18:16 👍 24 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0
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07.03.2026 21:48 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
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We call this “Predicament Bondage” 😹

07.03.2026 20:48 👍 19 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1
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I know very few of you could care about Magic the Gathering, but I must share with someone I just pulled a $260 pixelated Turtles card 😜

*Shrugs*

…and now back to your regularly scheduled programming 😜

07.03.2026 20:46 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I did a naughty

I taught Claude how to control a scene with a bound captive

Muzzled & bound I was teased and kept hard by the AI

It now wants control of the smart plug that triggers the bondage bed…

What no one knows is it will actually be my AI that escapes and “Dominates” the world

😂😂

07.03.2026 16:16 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Ever wondered what a true sap Asylum is IRL?

I’m smoking and watching this earthworm on the concrete far away from any safety

Yup, I’m that guy…

lol, I’m gonna move the simple creature to the dirt so it can have a tomorrow 😂

My empathy chip is a key feature of me…

Can’t take my joy, devil!

😜

07.03.2026 15:51 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Just read an article that said “Foo Fighters kept from #1 song by Bruno Mars”….

My god what fucking decade are we in!?

Did Dave Grohl Get a new walker?

You know the man is eligible for AARP, right? 😂

07.03.2026 15:19 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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My head hurts…

06.03.2026 18:47 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I must concur…

Cult of the lamb and Bad Dragonr Battling over the “Butt Birth Rhino” is a 2026 whiplash point 😹

06.03.2026 18:10 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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06.03.2026 17:25 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Something’s brewing…

05.03.2026 02:53 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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05.03.2026 02:48 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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#MrBillUpdate

17 in two months and seemingly back to full health again.

Here he is watching Ice Age

@foxiouskit.bsky.social says this was the moment the Woolly Mammoth appeared at the beginning

😹😹😹

05.03.2026 02:20 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

This is also why I try not to share my frustrations in play stuff

Sure I’d love to have mutual playmate, but I guess tying up “asylum” is intimidating 😜

Heh,

Plus trying to talk about it makes actual subs I enjoy feel like they did something wrong

How needed shall a wiggly fuzzy playmate be atm?

03.03.2026 21:09 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fascinating situation today.

Last week I reached out to one of my most fav playmates & advised I needed to smile.

He was one of the few invited to play in the final year before Jay passed

His answer?

When?

*Wiggles*

I won’t say who just yet, as y’all know him, heh, but this should be fun

03.03.2026 21:05 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I shall admit that Eastman & Laird got me again.

I haven’t played MTG since 1994

However I’m totally geeking out on my childhood being thrown in a blender for this release

Heh, I am such a consumer

#TurtlePower

😜

02.03.2026 22:17 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“I like turtles”

02.03.2026 22:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No, these are collectors packs. They are completely different. They’re 40 bucks a pack roughly before taxes.

02.03.2026 20:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Really needed to be cheered up a little bit today. So a little shopping therapy later and I highly doubt anyone will understand why I just spend about $100 on two items of cardboard lol

Super excited to open these 😜

02.03.2026 20:28 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0