Reality Dame

I traveled last week to west coast from central. I took my sound machine clock. Have t changed the time back on it yet and it’s been weeks 🤷🏻‍♀️

Taking my family to Branson Mo in a few weeks. Any must see’s or do’s? #branson #ozarks #bransonmo

For Employee Appreciation day, we don’t have a current president so our Sr Director sent out a Teams message of a ChatGPT created “Employee Appreciation” post 😂😂🫠

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My son just watched the first Scream movie with me. He loved it! I used to rewatch it all the time. It’s fun to relive old movies with him.

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Every season of the Traitors has been chefs kiss…..how can each season keep topping itself? #thetraitors

His “aww, fuck” 😭😭😂😂

Gioddddd these fricken Traitors spoilers. 🤬🤬🤬🤬

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I thought that ANTM documentary 3 episodes were just the first release of a full series. They barely touched the surface imo

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My son: “is the Pope the police?”
Me: “No”
Son “oh boy, I’ve been speaking incorrectly my entire life”
Me: Do you mean “po po”?
Son: ohhh yes, ok, I take that back
😅

Ramen

You see the latest episode?

Cool marketing!

This is 100% accurate and at the same time, the most obviously guilty for those reasons. Just looking at him, you can tell he’s a bad boy

I swear 7 year old girls are wayyyy to into boys, waaayyy tooo early. Leave my son alone, is the card I want to send!!!

That man is sooo hot 🥵

I went and got eyelash extensions tonight and my husband kept texting me like I was going to be able to respond. He knew what I was doing. The eyelash lady hated me. I finally looked at my phone once and she told me to never open my eyes again 😭😭😭

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Ughhhhhh just saw spoilers to the Traitors

I thought she was talking about Jill at first 😂 #rhony

I did jury duty one time. Majority of the room was ready to let this scumbag off on a technicality. I went in on them and then asked to revote and then everyone took my side 😂

I can’t sleeeeppp. Up since 1am

I would agree but was recently at the dentist and the lady kept trying to talk to me during my cleaning. Like wtf. I can’t talk, stop trying to talk to me…. I also have a hair appointment coming up and hate the obligation of having to speak to her. I try my hardest to just stay quiet

The website banner 🤣🤣😭

The website banner!!! 🤣🤣

I’d be so pissed! Good for you

Good and not shocked if this is true

This was so good! I hope more to come!

I love Mark. He’s the only reason I ever watched the show. I know people that hate on him and don’t get it. I love his energy

Why do I feel like in an alt universe, this could be me 

My cat insists on sitting at the very top of my chest, where she’s right in my face 🤪