Yep! That is “All of My Friends are Dead” which is co-written and illustrated by the very talented Avery Monsen. I am lucky enough to be friends with Avery through comedy (its own category of friendship) and he truly is as nice as he is talented. His old Vine account should be in an art museum.
Instead of attempting to navigate the Strait of Hormuz, why not have all the items just get delivered to their final destination?
Say what you will about Kristi Noem, but during her short and cruel tenure, she almost turned the Dept of Homeland Security into the television network from “The Running Man”
All You Can Eat (mandatory)
The Greatest Satan, okay?
god this video looks like it was made in garry's mod. skibidi toilet ass existence.
A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".
2026 basically
Most of the USA's economy is propped up by unnecessary medical billing and getting email addresses deceitfully.
anyway, I took a look at my imaging, and it's confirmed: my neck is full of meat.
My dentist gave me an ultrasound of my neck because they said they said the imaging to a cardiologist who would then reach out to me to explain my results.
Instead, they sent me the video of the ultrasound and a PDF on how to read the ultrasound and signed me up for a cardiologist's email listserv.
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1- MR. AND MRS TRUE ARE SITTING IN THE LIVING ROOM, MR. TRUE IS READING THE NEWSPAPER WHILE MRS. TRUE KNITS MR. TRUE: LISTEN, MRS. TRUE - - A SOLDIER GIVES AN ACCOUNT OF HIS EXPERLENCES IN THE TRENCHES- LET'S SEE, HERE'S WHAT HE SAYS: "FOR DAYS I LAY UNCONSCIOUS- For two WEEKS MY STOMACH WOULDN'T EVEN HOLD WATER. WHEN I LEFT THE TRENCHES I WEIGHED ONLY 108 POUNDS. I FEARED I SHOULD NEVER SEE MY LOVED ONES AGAIN, BUT THANKS TO DOCTOR KILLEM'S TONIC I CAN NOw - - P2- MRS. TRUE LAUGHS OUTLOUD HA- HA- HA! HA- HA-HA - HA! HA - HA! HA - HA-HA! MR. TRUE HAS AN DISPLEASED EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE
Muskegon Chronicle
January 25,1918
A businessman on a step ladder with a bucket of paint in one hand and a paintbrush in the other. He’s painting a thick red line on the wall over a graph showing corporate profits, indicating that profits are literally off the charts. The red paint drips down from the wall like blood in a haunted house with walls that bleed. The company is Exxon Mobil.
PROFITS.BMF
A fake coin that says "Monster Money" on it with a childlike sketch of a werewolf face in the middle; the coin is a circle cut out of light green pasteboard with those scissors that cut in a zig-zag pattern. The text and drawing are somewhat worn and faded.
The back of the Monster Money coin; it says "One Cent" and in the middle is a childlike drawing of a haunted house, with tombstones on either side. One of the tombstones has a sword stuck in it. The other has a strangely vertical skull and spinal cord sticking up out of the top.
Keep your bitcoin, I'm going all in on
Love ordering a beer and it comes in a non-conventional glass. Great chance to recalibrate the beer-drinking mechanism.
“STOP”
“that’s what you sound like!”
Hear me out: Maximum Wage
You can’t reform a system that would incarcerate a sick child in the first place regardless of citizenship. You can’t reform the cruelty built into a system that would let this and so so many other tragedies occur. Immigration detention corrodes the soul of the country. You can’t negotiate it away.
screengrab of costco shopping cart where i’m buying several packages of batteries
prepping in case the rumors about ICE converging on Philly next are true
"sorry, i havent finished a project in months, i've been at war with myself"
remarkably appropriate meme
To be frank, I often feel trapped inside my head but when I do get the space to talk out how I am feeling, it often ends with “why are things like this? Why is it this way?” One therapist called this “bargaining with reality,” which shut me up again. I’m relating to reality with a stage of grief??
Here's a time-lapse from yesterday as thousands of people marched through downtown Minneapolis to protest ICE.
📷️: Sydney Lewis/The Minnesota Star Tribune
how many more putrid colors will he turn before it's done?
The first of two frames from Destroy All Monsters (1968). A man wearing a yellow rubber glove is holding a phone up to his ear. He is laughing while talking. There are some 1960's esque "futuristic" tech in the background. The caption reads, "I'm joking."
The second of two frames from Destroy All Monsters (1968). The same as before but now the man is no longer smiling or laughing, he has a very concerned look on his face. The caption reads, "Well, half joking. We're a bit concerned."
Destroy All Monsters (1968)
With everything else going on, I am very worried about the aftermath of Winter Storm Fern coming this weekend. It's projected to impact 230 million people, which is 2/3rds of the population.
Oh no! The Brexit Goblins don't like the results of our rickety democracy machine? They're judging us for being ruled by a sundowning aristocrat?
"Don't take the bait!" would be a great message if ICE were a cyberbully and not an armed and sloppy conglomerate of our nation's most repugnant goons and henchmen kidnapping and killing people.
