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@graygryphon

Will AAAAAAAAAA for cookies. I work on the BRRRRRRRRRRT plane https://www.furaffinity.net/user/altierhawks

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It's emotional damage? Emotional damage only, right?

12.03.2026 05:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Intentionally crude illustration of a kaiju (with a cityscape backdrop) tossing a handful of tiny delicious humans into its open mouth. Text around outer circle border reads β€œtake time to enjoy the little things”

Intentionally crude illustration of a kaiju (with a cityscape backdrop) tossing a handful of tiny delicious humans into its open mouth. Text around outer circle border reads β€œtake time to enjoy the little things”

Take time to enjoy the little things.

Another in the β€˜Motivational Kaiju’ series
#art #kaiju

06.03.2026 11:13 πŸ‘ 1536 πŸ” 516 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 7

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step β€œdesigned for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

09.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 12694 πŸ” 7696 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 3
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Why am I label? πŸ˜†

27.02.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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We've got 'cool bird' t-shirts now! I'm excited and I hope you'll like it too 🧑
They'll be available in M, L, XL and XXL sizes at NFC dealers den ✨
And then on Kofi shop once in back :>

13.02.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 91 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

He's heckin huuuuuge!

08.02.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When do Ranger and Euro get to meet Thyra?

04.02.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Mini-me, claiming that he needs the entirety of the new bed to properly sleep. Made by @merihsaan.bsky.social

(Up to a queen from a twin) Thank you brother for offering the old boxspring and frame!

30.01.2026 07:27 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Just digging through videos going down memory lane and, please to enjoy one of my greatest shitposts:

HAWK DOES AN AWOO

Again.
(sound ON πŸ”Š)

02.01.2026 09:05 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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A discord server full of friends demanded this exist, so here it is. Merry Griffmas
#griffin #gryphon

25.12.2025 21:59 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, it's not like the friends won't be joining you soon anyways...

14.12.2025 17:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone give them their toy back, quick!

02.12.2025 21:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!

28.11.2025 19:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm still using this as my desktop background!

28.11.2025 14:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yea, I feel you there. Downgrading from art payments to house payments can be rough.

16.11.2025 21:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This lives permanently on my server machine background, I always somehow forget about this until I need to access the machine and start chuckling.

I usually have to access the server because of Win11 idiocy, so it's absurdly appropriate.

16.11.2025 06:12 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Attention all cat hybrids, the pumpkins on porches are free.

Made by Anchee ages ago.

31.10.2025 23:49 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, there are rules requiring pants on other days???

29.10.2025 16:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You've heard of cat zoomies, but behold, burd zoomies!

28.09.2025 15:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, the good ole bash'n'smash. It's generally effective!

ngl, I *highly* suspect mine will be like that...except it's worse because it's all plastic.

27.09.2025 20:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You need to fill in the important detail, like how'd you drain the tank before replacing the valve?

27.09.2025 20:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My favorite way to fight back against commercials on streaming services: mute them, and grab my phone, or get up and do something for 2 minutes.

22.09.2025 02:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Who do you know that does dark, misty, scenes really well? I'm in a villainous boss battle mood.

21.09.2025 03:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

PLEASE tell me you plan on finishing this.

27.08.2025 04:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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You think your internet cookies are safe from me? Try again.

Made by @blajnart.bsky.social awhile ago as a sticker for a computer case, but now it's being etched into several projects via laser cutter.

20.08.2025 16:22 πŸ‘ 105 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Keep yer stinky paws away from my cookies!

10.08.2025 00:46 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Print fails are always so goofy, and inspiring. Just casually breaking in half, then carrying on as normal and saying, I'm thriving successfully over here now.

02.08.2025 20:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Where's Kippers bed?

27.07.2025 02:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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spongebob and patrick from spongebob squarepants are standing next to each other on a table . ALT: spongebob and patrick from spongebob squarepants are standing next to each other on a table .
21.07.2025 18:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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made by @einin.art !

19.07.2025 06:02 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0