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Jesse Pinkman holding a gun, wearing the shirt in the third picture.

Jesse Pinkman holding a gun, wearing the shirt in the third picture.

Jesse Pinkman wearing the shirt in the third picture.

Jesse Pinkman wearing the shirt in the third picture.

A copy of Jesse Pinkman's iconic red Metal Mulisha shirt, worn several times throughout Breaking Bad.

A copy of Jesse Pinkman's iconic red Metal Mulisha shirt, worn several times throughout Breaking Bad.

I got that Jesse Pinkman shit

11.03.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not very he is unpleasant despite his attire

10.03.2026 01:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
a picture of a dog edited to be wearing a propeller cap, eating a big lollipop and wearing a yellow t-shirt and red shorts

a picture of a dog edited to be wearing a propeller cap, eating a big lollipop and wearing a yellow t-shirt and red shorts

there's a guy at the game store right now wearing a propeller hat and rainbow shoes he literally looks like this

09.03.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
OP cosplaying as Patchouli Knowledge,  drinking a beer and flipping off the camera for comedic effect

OP cosplaying as Patchouli Knowledge, drinking a beer and flipping off the camera for comedic effect

Patchouli fuck you style

08.03.2026 04:02 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
OP holding a Tsingtao beer and a Super Mario Galaxy bubly

OP holding a Tsingtao beer and a Super Mario Galaxy bubly

A strawberry banana Nutella acai bowl with shredded coconut and granola

A strawberry banana Nutella acai bowl with shredded coconut and granola

The head of Dr. Cube and a TV playing Neopets The Darkest Faerie

The head of Dr. Cube and a TV playing Neopets The Darkest Faerie

Amke day 1 storytelling through only da objects

07.03.2026 04:22 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Two very damaged copies of the PokΓ©mon card Jumbo Ice Cream labeled as 'Lightly Played'. One is bent in every direction and reflattened, the other has been cut up and stuck back together.

Two very damaged copies of the PokΓ©mon card Jumbo Ice Cream labeled as 'Lightly Played'. One is bent in every direction and reflattened, the other has been cut up and stuck back together.

No lowballs I know what I got

04.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
03.03.2026 06:18 πŸ‘ 12915 πŸ” 6065 πŸ’¬ 134 πŸ“Œ 80

-to the tune of One Last Breath- hold me now cuz I'm throwing up and have a bonerrr/I got nervous at hooters cuz my waitress has big ol boobs

02.03.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Especially pisses me off because of the inexplicably large number of trans women veterans. I have nothing I could say to someone like that. We are not sisters at bare minimum

01.03.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Using the draft as an excuse is also bullshit considering that the last time the draft was enforced thousands of people burned their draft cards or fragged officers. If you are so weak-willed that you would kill innocent people you deserve to die, I think you can handle a little criticism online

01.03.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you're poor and someone offered you 100,000$ to kill children and you took it people would shun you from society or worse but for some reason if the government is the one offering it we're supposed to excuse it? I've been poor my whole life and no recruiter could convince me to sell my soul

01.03.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How many world leaders killed or kidnapped or otherwise deposed does it take for the US to get more than reprimands from the international community? Its not even remotely covert anymore, there's no subterfuge, why doesn't every country destroy every US military base in their borders

01.03.2026 05:37 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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26.02.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 341 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Well the important thing to remember is that every democrat official will say 'this is illegal! Hes supposed to ask nicely before he bombs people so we can approve it' all day today and then encourage us to vote for them

28.02.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

TMNT appeals to a small fraction of people who already like both MTG & TMNT because it's an almost entirely nostalgia based property at this point but surely it failed for some mystery reason other than 'it was a bad idea'. But at least the art design was better than beloved sets from the past right

28.02.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
a very low resolution picture of the joker that says childhood is idolizing dexter. growing up is realizing mandark makes more sense

a very low resolution picture of the joker that says childhood is idolizing dexter. growing up is realizing mandark makes more sense

28.02.2026 01:18 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Projection-based matchmaking

28.02.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

why would they have that, it's more important to always run on the platform that you are morally obligated to vote for them

27.02.2026 22:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

-gay savage garden- i want to suck and fuck on a mountain, i want to blow some guys by the sea

27.02.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Maximillian Pegasus from YuGiOh holding a mystical blue orb

Maximillian Pegasus from YuGiOh holding a mystical blue orb

look at my orb yugi boy

27.02.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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sir, your total will be $9.85, and peter griffin, sir, it is an honor to serve you today.

07.12.2025 17:44 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The idea that TMNT has a less revolting art direction than ONE overall is just as ridiculous as single examples. At least ONE has a consistent style within the Magic universe even if you don't like it

21.02.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Its kind of insane how there are only like 2 or 3 magic content creators willing to criticize magic

21.02.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Its genuinely hard to believe this is a genuine position a person could hold. If you think the three pizzas are preferable to Drivnod how am I supposed to think you actually care about the art of Magic

21.02.2026 17:40 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A Grok-generated ad for Invoke Prejudice, a Magic the Gathering card depicting Klan members illustrated by a Neo-Nazi

A Grok-generated ad for Invoke Prejudice, a Magic the Gathering card depicting Klan members illustrated by a Neo-Nazi

Perhaps the most deranged ad I've ever gotten

20.02.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A close up of a brown TCG shipping container that says 'Do Not Tuck'

A close up of a brown TCG shipping container that says 'Do Not Tuck'

They don't gotta tell me twice

20.02.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was just David Lynch on voice chat in tf2 for like 1.5 hours it was so awesome

20.02.2026 05:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i can't speak much to inter-community racism but two cis south asian women starting being anti-Indian racist at me for owning them in arc raiders pvp and i gotta say you really have to a pick struggle here. you're not beating the white fat transgender woman at some of this

20.02.2026 01:53 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A fake heads-up display featuring an old timey cannon with trigger buttons, aiming at a tank with a hot dog stall on it. The entire thing is framed in green cybernetic tubes and wires.

A fake heads-up display featuring an old timey cannon with trigger buttons, aiming at a tank with a hot dog stall on it. The entire thing is framed in green cybernetic tubes and wires.

Hot Dog Devastator (support my art on my Patreon! www.patreon.com/c/stapletape...)

17.02.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Crash bandicoot

17.02.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0