Shittified software that draws 7-fingered hands is used to pick bomb targets.
06.03.2026 02:09
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Shittified software that draws 7-fingered hands is used to pick bomb targets.
Ah yes the 8-byte floppy, I wrote my dissertation using one
that bass stinger at 1:04 gets me every time
I understand skipping 4 (because: ass) but why 2?
Bad Bunny gave a performance that centered family, community, and roots.
And MAGA hates him for it.
I die a little inside when people use AI to write their unit tests.
OK. It's going to be coming out soon because of the relentless investigations of Pam Bondi and Kash Patel, so I might as well admit it before the news breaks:
I am the General Counsel of Antifa.
Not mine, but I always liked "Y'all Means All". Probably too long, though, and YAMA is probably too MAGA-derivative.
This means strengthen my position on popcorn futures.
Similarly, the R alternative to birthright citizenship -- that one parent must already be a citizen -- is designed to increase the administrative requirements to prove citizenship.
Presumably without funding for the additional administrative personnel.
We are dismantling American higher education & scientific research & health care & all the other things to fund concentration camps
Just watch "A Knight's Tale" for the cliffsnotes version...
They're playing Half-Life. That gets them a pass.
they didn't grow up pushing on every wall segment in DOOM to 100% the secrets
you misunderstood. it's a *blender* reveal party.
Congrats! it's a Hamilton-Beach!
The Venn Diagram of people who play "Born in the USA" at political rallies and those who are pissed at Bruce Springsteen for speaking the truth is a circle
More Francis...es, fewer Ratzingers.
Call it a 2% tariff on millionaires and the MAGAts will vote for him too
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I always imagined that I would know I was in a midlife crisis when the lyrics "the child is grown, the dream is gone" hit differently.
What I learned is that I have been in midlife crisis since the age of 18.
CIA Dir. Ratcliffe: My communications to be clear in a signal message group were entirely permissible and lawful and did not include classified information.
Sen. Warner: If it's not classified, share the texts with the committee
Rt with a movie you know all the lines to.
He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sends a text that remind him of the war plans
He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes
#Hegseth
I mean, Hegseth is in politics now, so there was an opening.
picture of Madonna performing with a headset microphone and cone-bra bustier
You have an opportunity for the Best Cosplay Ever
People need to be crystal clear about something: The requirement that the government ANSWER to a court on the legal basis for detaining someone is literally the core liberty right (habeas corpus). If the government says they don’t have to do that bc “national security,” YOU can be disappeared.
Beware the IDEs of March.
/Side-eyes Visual Studio
Flashbacks to middle school when our bathroom door opened right into the dining area.
Protip: next year, only hang lights that can be hung (and taken down) using a reacher grabber tool.
(Both of us have had ladder injuries, one very serious, over the years)
www.amazon.com/Reacher-Fold...
