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How slopaganda exploits features of human cognition: https://osf.io/3zbdn

11.03.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Women are my favorite guy"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Women are my favorite guy"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Tell the world 'stop the war'"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Tell the world 'stop the war'"

This song feels incredibly relevant today.

08.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 7761 πŸ” 2349 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 45

On my way back to Sydney, after the war forced me to change plans. I'm reminded of this quote from Nietzsche: "We are pilgrims in this world: we have our homeland everywhere and nowhere: the same sun shines over us all. We are citizens of the world – the earth is our realm"

04.03.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

An nescis, mi fili, quantilla prudentia mundus regatur?
Instead of flying through Dubai back to Sydney today, I'm taking a little hiatus in Sweden and returning via Bangkok next week, inshallah.

28.02.2026 14:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Pedo Wars were a series of armed conflicts fought by the United States in the early 21st century as a means to distract from the fact that their president was a pedo.

28.02.2026 09:40 πŸ‘ 665 πŸ” 262 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 15
The Dept. of War posting: OPERATION EPIC FURY

The Dept. of War posting: OPERATION EPIC FURY

OPERATION MY DADDY DIDN'T LOVE ME

28.02.2026 09:47 πŸ‘ 617 πŸ” 119 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 8

hey we're doing an operation called Based Epic Chad. lol. everybody will think this is awesome. we will never end up like Mussolini

28.02.2026 09:32 πŸ‘ 3282 πŸ” 537 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 3
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As a professional military strategist, I just wanted to make sure everyone has a full understanding of the American strategy in Iran, thank you for your attention to this matter

28.02.2026 08:27 πŸ‘ 6202 πŸ” 1828 πŸ’¬ 157 πŸ“Œ 98

Welcome to The Great Pedophile War of 2026, bitches.

28.02.2026 09:56 πŸ‘ 229 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

My probably unpopular take: In the wake of the Dept of Ed ruling, DEI initiatives *should not* be rebuilt or re-institutionalized as they were before. Such initiatives overwhelmingly functioned as figleaves for elites to pretend to care about social justice while consolidating power for the wealthy.

19.02.2026 04:47 πŸ‘ 284 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 5
Stacy Bradley voted for President Trump because of his border policies, and she likes that he has restored β€œlaw and order.” But she is unsettled by one aspect of his immigration agenda.

Last month, the federal government bought a warehouse next to her cheerleading gym in Surprise, Ariz., which the administration plans to convert into a detention center for up to 1,500 immigrants.

Ms. Bradley, the co-owner of Woodlands Elite Cheer, said she worried that a detainee could escape, or that protests could break out. The children who train at her gym are as young as 3 and could see β€œpeople in shackles” next door, she said.

Stacy Bradley voted for President Trump because of his border policies, and she likes that he has restored β€œlaw and order.” But she is unsettled by one aspect of his immigration agenda. Last month, the federal government bought a warehouse next to her cheerleading gym in Surprise, Ariz., which the administration plans to convert into a detention center for up to 1,500 immigrants. Ms. Bradley, the co-owner of Woodlands Elite Cheer, said she worried that a detainee could escape, or that protests could break out. The children who train at her gym are as young as 3 and could see β€œpeople in shackles” next door, she said.

β€œmy children might see the children I voted to put in shackles, how shall they grow up”

19.02.2026 04:44 πŸ‘ 7843 πŸ” 1869 πŸ’¬ 366 πŸ“Œ 448
a werewolf in front of a house wearing a β€˜BE MINE’ heart and holding a sign that reads β€˜THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE’ above a photo of bad bunny

a werewolf in front of a house wearing a β€˜BE MINE’ heart and holding a sign that reads β€˜THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE’ above a photo of bad bunny

a neighbor set up this werewolf for halloween and instead of taking it down they just update it with seasonal outfit changes. now it’s dressed for valentine’s day and holding a sign with a picture of bad bunny and his super bowl slogan. i love him.

15.02.2026 22:42 πŸ‘ 12854 πŸ” 2907 πŸ’¬ 127 πŸ“Œ 112

It's generous of Italy to have allowed JD Vance back into the country after he killed the Pope.

07.02.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 527 πŸ” 87 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2
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Border Patrol boss Gregory Bovino tossed from Las Vegas bar Former U.S. Border Patrol Commander-at-Large Gregory Bovino was reportedly asked to leave a Las Vegas bar out of safety concerns for the venue’s customers.

This is extremely offensive and inappropriate. I don’t care how popular it is in bars, dwarf-tossing is degrading and NOT OKAY.

lasvegassun.com/news/2026/fe...

06.02.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 3984 πŸ” 459 πŸ’¬ 200 πŸ“Œ 59

(the whole cabinet standing up one by one Spartacus style) *I* sharted

01.02.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 235 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Live your life so that:
-Isaac Chotiner never asks for an interview
-Ronan Farrow never investigates you
-Tressie McMillan Cottom writes an OpEd about your myopia
-Tanehisi Coates never has to come on your podcast to tell you how exactly you're a moron

01.02.2026 23:18 πŸ‘ 361 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3

Code brown

02.02.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

setting aside whether or not trump actually shit himself in that press conference (he did), what do you think the secret service code for the president shitting himself is? i assume it happens often enough with this president that they have one

01.02.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 453 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 92 πŸ“Œ 17

Nearly eight scarramiccis!

02.02.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Free Journal Network – Nurturing an ecosystem of high quality, open access, scholar-controlled journals with no author-facing charges

The Open Journals Collective (@ojcollective.bsky.social‬) has just launched and already includes 75 journals! www.openjournalscollective.org/catalogue/?q...

I am enthusiastic about the OJC and how well it has been set up to advance diamond (free) open access, working with libraries and funders.

01.02.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Shall I compare thee to a fucking jerk

30.01.2026 04:26 πŸ‘ 1443 πŸ” 299 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 6
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The slopaganda era: 10 AI images posted by the White House – and what they teach us Under Donald Trump, the White House has filled its social media with memes, wishcasting, nostalgia and deepfakes. Here’s what you need to know to navigate the trolling

Slopaganda in the Guardian @michalk.bsky.social www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

30.01.2026 06:36 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3

Are we sure it was *his* vomit and not antifa vomit?

30.01.2026 05:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.

27.01.2026 05:36 πŸ‘ 18993 πŸ” 6273 πŸ’¬ 928 πŸ“Œ 1171
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NRA Accidentally Forgets To Rise Up Against Tyrannical Government β€” The Shovel An embarrassed National Rifle Association says it totally forgot to do the one thing it has been saying for years it is solely there to do.

It was never about tyranny.

25.01.2026 08:24 πŸ‘ 392 πŸ” 92 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 2
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Aaaand we're back!!

Two Postdocs in Philosophy of Mind (one ot two years), Centre for Philosophical Psychology, University of Antwerp

- to work with me!

Deadline: March 20, 2026

More info on PhilJobs

22.01.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3

We gotta imprison each of these shithead AI ceo's in a different data center like the minotaur

02.01.2026 04:26 πŸ‘ 4737 πŸ” 718 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 12
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Slopaganda - Behind The News It's a fairly new term used to describe the use of AI for influencing people’s political beliefs.

With AI comes the new word for 2026 derived from sloppy propaganda ((SLOPAGANDA).

There is so much of it on social media now.

www.abc.net.au/btn/classroo...

01.01.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0