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The trailer for EVERYONE IS LYING TO YOU FOR MONEY. In select theaters starting April 17th 🍿🤑🤣

Israeli soldiers were killed by brown people terrorism while Lebanese buildings simply disintegrate and Iranian school girls spontaneously stop being alive - similar to how Palestinian babies just instantly combust in well-documented examples written up by the NYT.

They should have announced this in a Nintendo Direct as the “one more thing”.

don't buy it, frankly. worldwide online study including baby boomers? too many biases there before you even start asking questions, surely. you'd have to survey each generation when they were the same age to compare

This is from one of the former Infinity Ward/Call of Duty co-founders:

MA100T Update: There's soooo many things in an airport, dude

all-timer sports graphic dropped

Americans are so fucking weird about Troops, man. Bombing children for a pedophile isn't storming the fucking beaches at Normandy. If they were "the best of you" they'd either quit, refuse to follow orders, or sabotage the operation.

ⓘ Blaming socialists for your lawless criminal child rape society is an oath of loyalty to Adolf Hitler and Jeffrey Epstein

operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s

Almost certainly true, and another opportunity to remember that Netanyahu would willingly trade away the safety of every Jew on earth to save his own political career and avoid going to prison for his crimes.

love to bomb iran just for the hell of it and claim it was “preventative” and then rip the air raid sirens in anticipation of a response which we will act as if it came out of nowhere and is the most egregious act of spontaneous violence to ever happen

a group of people are standing in a line with their hands on their head . ALT: a group of people are standing in a line with their hands on their head .

pokémon fans when they have to wait an extra year

One of my least favorite things around AI in video games is when these LLM idiots try to say that "AI has been in video games for decades," as if the routines that tell ghosts to chase Pac-Man are exactly the same as the chat bot claiming there are nine Rs in strawberry.

I hope it doesnt sound conspiratorial to say but i feel like to an extent this is very much by-design, pretty the entirety of Europe got a perfect scapegoat in Germany after the holocaust to wash their hands off their own history (and complacency that led to that point).

we're gonna get some mileage out of this

Colorblind caveman when the tribe tells him about nature:

This is far more than a claim. These are facts.

BBC News screenshot with the subtitle "Welcome to the year of the whores. People around the globe celebrate..."

Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake

And a happy year of the whores to you all

There’s going to be Covid style shortages of cars, TVs and even washing machines and fridges, then job losses because assembly lines can’t source solid state memory, just so the stupidest person you know can state with 100% confidence a chatbot confirmed dinosaurs coexisted with humans.

Counting or not counting gnome violenece?

Spoiled rich girl shouts out the window of her mansion, "YOU NO-GOOD ILLEGALS! GET OFF OUR LAWN!" then comes back to add, "...BUT, MOW IT, FIRST!!"

Stupid millionaire country performer at the Toilet Paper USA Halftime Show singing about mowing the lawn reminded me of this strip I drew as part of a comic strip pitch I made back in 2007:

The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.

"The Bureau of Labor Statistics has reported that gambling was the second-highest service-sector industry for GDP growth between 2019 and 2024, behind only software publishing."

Jesus Christ.

Investors Concerned AI Bubble Is Finally Popping Investors are becoming incredibly antsy about the Magnificent Seven's enormous AI spending plans, stoking renewed fears over an AI bubble.

Wow, first the metaverse and NFTs and now this. I can't believe this keeps happening with all these expensive products that don't do anything.
futurism.com/artificial-i...

This is either phenomenal ragebait or some of the most delusional things i have ever read.
Just the framing of AI as the more accesible option for poor people by itself is insane, please go outside sister.

Series of anonymous messages from Epstein files signed Jx on the right are several tweets she signed the same way Rowling? To: From: Sent: Subject: Jeffrey Epstein Wed 3/27/2013 11:13:12 PM Re: ok On Thu, Mar 28, 2013 at 12:11 AM, > wrote: Of course you would! I know that. (And thank you) But if I don't see the inside of another airplane or NY until summer I will be a happy woman. Ill let you know when I'm next there. Have fun o the 4th. On Mar 25, 2013, at 3:11 PM, Jeffrey Epstein wrote: 4:46 PM - Apr25, 2014 ill explain,, the again when we meet., 1 of course would pay your ticket, if that is the issue rather than lack of available time On Mon, Mar 25, 2013 at 7:42 PM, • wrote: I don't know what you're trying to say, wordsmith. I can't go around flying places for dinner parties. Although I'd love to. I may be in NY the week of the 8th, but not sure yet.... On Mar 25, 2013, at 3:27 AM, Jeffrey Epstein wrote: april 4th. chud barak peter mandelson. etc. you are agin invited. (the pronuncaiton of agin appropriate )

@hehimta BREAKING A just watched in realtime as jk rowling's superyacht samsara was completely removed from marinetraffic and other services. not just AIS off; the entire vessel listing is gone incl. all port logs. marinetraffic.com/en/ais/details... Nothing to sea here Oops... Something went wrong Please refresh the page, or contact us if the error persists.

🤔 It’s definitely not suspicious at all to have people point out your common Twitter sign off is in the Epstein files and ten completely delete your yacht’s logs right?

Did another Paint rando

You all have free range to use this image in response to any transphobia now