“I like a FOWNkee dick.”
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“I like a FOWNkee dick.”
“We don’t *think* you’re a lesbian. We KNOW you’re trans.”
“Boom Boom Kazoo”
“It’s been five PUNGENT years”
“Twas the Blimey Shadow”
“Who is Tinky Winky and why is his Pinky so Stinky?”
“I wanna mukbang that thang.”
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“That would be VERY of the me.”
11/12/24
“With no sauce?”
“Glerp is sauce.”
“Glerp is Glerp. SAUCE is Sauce.”
11/12/24
“Babies love suckin with their brand NEW mouths!”
11/12/24
“They’re prolly swimming through puke to get a quarter.”
10/27/24
“I can barely taste it— and I LOVE that!”
10/6/24
“I mean—when she moves and talks, it’s a no for me.”
10/5/24
“I’m gonna tag that and post Molly.”
9/16/24
“I still got what it takes to take what they got.”
6/18/24
“I’m high and I don’t know how faces are supposed to look.”
4/11/24
“I’m a Gemini with a plan and no one can stop that sh*t.”
12/20/23
“If it’s not cookies, wine, or chocolate… I don’t care.”
12/6/23
“In my world as a bottom, all daddies are tops.”
10/4/23
“Chicago deep dish pizza is just stuffed crust pizza all the way through.”
7/8/23
“I used to date a stripper, but now I can’t find her.”
7/3/23
“Who is Cookie Monster anyway?”
6/3/23
“I could do this standing on my back.”
3/20/23
“Asor Condo”
3/9/23
“Consonants carry the thought. Vowels carry the emotion.”
3/7/23
“Going after that dick again?”
— “Yeah well it’s making a ruckus under the blanket.”
3/3/23
“Meat plunge my hole so I can dump good later.”
5/27/18
“Let’s have Advil for lunch.”
8/19/17
“You’re like Aladdin. Porn Aladdin.”
8/10/17