CJ Beshara

alexa, play batty for you by destructo disk

god who made this book so fucking long

(it was me, it’s my book, it’s not even 100k words)

need my cat to find a lap that isn’t mine, but know that I will get insanely jealous when she does

which day was it that god created all this fucking dogshit

petition for at least one modern strongman competition to make them wear the traditional costume

standing in my own yard, hands on my hips, tutting judgmentally like a 65-year-old HOA board member with nothing better to do

picked up my man juice from the pharmacy, put a hole in their drywall on the way out

editing really is the job that feels like it should take an hour and ends up taking five days

how I live my life

I don’t fuck with war at all that shit is not poggers

an image of Eve Astrid Andersson (now a Google Senior Director) posing with a rifle aimed at vintage computers on a wooden desk in a dimly lit room with white painted walls.

writer's block? okay. block this.

we are the sons of the daughters of the witches you slammed in the back of my dragula

literary pretension got my ass debating if I should add a complete set of Shakespeare to my library so I look more legitimate or something

You’re all a bunch of smoke shows. Guys, gals, nonbinary, trans… all of you. You’re all hot.

It needed to be said.

the birds are going ape shit and I’ve ordered 200$ worth of plants, surely it’s springtime

at last we return to a sensible time zone

bluesky is all about saying something insane into the void and hearing 2-3 people go “yeah!” in the distance

your emotions would kill a beast, never mind a reply guy

The paperback cover of The Worm Ouroboros by E.R. Eddison. It depicts in watercolor a great draconic worm of purple, red, and orange winding around a landscape of purple, green, and orange hills, black silhouettes, and a pastel sky with a golden moon.

about halfway through this and having a ball. it’s ridiculously purple, but joke’s on you, I’m into that shit 💙📚🪐📚

you’ll have to come over sometime, I’ll show you the mess I’m working with lol

there’s still six inches of snow on the ground but I can order materials for nine or so garden projects, right?

women’s deadlift was incredible, men’s was a clown show, I’m not even surprised at this point lmao

it’s the day of the Arnold Strongman Classic, which means I am going to be insufferable about extremely jacked men and women lifting rocks for the next forty-eight hours

my apologies to greater oceania for being stuck in yesterday and also later

it was 9am five minutes ago, what the fuck

I was one of the first people to like/reblog the original “breasted boobily” tumblr post because it was made by an acquaintance of mine lol

expanding war in the Middle East that threatens to draw in major powers? economic collapse? ascendant fascist movement? bro wake up those things are real we need to do stuff we can't sleep rn

kinda debating burning through the rest of this edit all at once today so I can watch strongman uninterrupted tomorrow…

idk man, most 7000 word chapters would definitely have me thinking “holy FUCK this is long”, but obviously it depends on context and style and whatnot

when most of the others are in the 3000s…yes