10.03.2026 21:25
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VBNMW finally in the FO phase?
Can ya’ll finally learn? Are you finally paying attention enough to see the pattern?
No evidence required. I know who this is talking about from vibe alone
People will ask this question and then say -we- need to take a civics class
Large banner held by two people. Text of banner is "RESPECT MY TRANS HOMIES OR I'M GONNA IDENTIFY AS A FUCKING PROBLEM". "Respect my trans homies" is painted in the colors of the trans flag; the rest of the text is black. The banner is painted on brown cardboard.
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Turn them over the tenants, Mamdani.
Do it, coward!
Portrait apparently features me, as unc
Anyway there is no blasphemy itch that MM can scratch that Type O-Negative can’t scratch better
Dunno why there is so much discourse around trans icon Marilyn Monroe recently, but ppl being like “stopped listening around middle school circa Mechanical Animals” and I’m over here being old and like… Portrait of an American Family
Gospel of Judas is kinda like that
My brother once threw a marshmallow at me. It hit me in the eye.
It hurt
Don’t sell yourself short
Honorable mentions: I would also consider seats 1 and 5 if I have enough notice to ensure I can shit myself with the most rancid diarrhea I can pull off, and the only thing I say is “Sawwy I fowgawt my daippy”
We can make this flight horrible for them too.
Also I’m absolutely going over the chairs when Fuentes is being shit behind her
Tlaib is the one person in congress I’d vote for prez rn. She can talk all she wants.
Tlaib might too (on account of me stanning) but at least I can be a silent buffer if she tells me to stfu.
I’m sitting with Tlaib and proceeding to ignore Tishby for the whole flight. I feel like she’d hate that.
That’s like saying James Earl Jones was involved in Rogue One
*coughliberal-men-cough*
Liberals cry about Soviet gender policy because of Pavlichenko and the 588th Night Bombers make them feel some type of way about still inviting their fascist uncs to Thanksgiving
Leonidas in 300 before Battle of Thermopylae : give us sons
Liberals: dude’s so badass
Stalin before WW2: *signs Give Us Children (because we let women fight too) State Policy*
Liberals: *this thread*
Do you, like, put it in a plastic bag, or are the juices just soaking through the wrapping paper?
Brb putting my own dick in a panini maker
The sequel bombed because Franz Ferdinand wasn’t involved.
10/10 troll
The erasure of that first “h” in this makes me so mad…
Lotta fakers in the likes. SMH, chopped uncs can’t even have this one thing.
Though now that I think of it, it might be an artifact specific to me having an iphone and using Logic. All that Apple native tech talking to each other *shrig*
Adding to this: it’s usually accompanied by a digital buzzing, but put your phone in airplane mode when recording.