I need a blunt NEOW
I need a blunt NEOW
I still have this cd and album cover lol this is my shit
I turn 40 next month and I still can’t believe it
I’ve never heard of hunch punch. I ONLY know jungle juice. Crazy…
Why didn’t anybody tell me about Leverage?
I love Hardison and Elliot
The girl said “omg u r so pretty”
My response was “thank you, I like your anklets”
Girl… lmaooo
I never looked her in the face, I was annoyed at her response to what I asked before this 😂
My bad.
Cause when my feelings hurt I act out
And idc
My cat (on the top balcony) found a cat on the bottom balcony right
I saw awww lemme go see, can’t see him go back in
I decide to check again only to see that cat is still there
I feel like my cat told him hold on bro, she gon come get you….. watch
😩😂
My anxiety fucking me UP
Sometimes u gotta remind ppl how UNIMPORTANT they are in your life
I can be MEAN AS SHIT.
And fix you being mad about it in a manner of seconds
What sign am I? Lmao
When the lady at the store keep suggesting things for your mom
Not knowing she not here…
❤️🩹
Lmaoooo now that’s what you get for tryna copy off of me
ANOTHA THING 😂
Being a woman with 360’s annoying AF.
Men wanna compare, borrow my brush, cut my hair…
SIR!
We talking both male and female.
This ain’t specific AT ALL.
Once I realized it, I was PISSED.
Like do u know how long it took me to be comfortable even being this way? And here u come shining a fucking light 😂
I need you to be SOLID in YOU before you get around me.
I notice very quickly when someone is mimicking my every move.
It pissed me SMOOVE TF AWF.
Like you wasn’t thinking about no fucking straw until you seen me not budge until I got 1!
You don’t even drink Remy. This is obvious AF, why are u
Seeing that girl on TT talk about her coco beans was right on time I see 😂
The universe chose for me. Literally lol
The next day, 2 of the 3 backed out and said NVMD and the 1 fighting the hardest came back with more 🤭
Maybe she IS still helping me huh…
My sister always teases me and says I dress between a lawyer and a whore and this makes so much sense cause clearly I haven’t broken free 😂
Holding my tongue is KILLINGGG MMMMEEEEEE
Yeah this driver got me HOT
Well…. now… no 😂
Lemme catch up cause what? Lol
I hate when the Uber driver rushing you and THEY WRONG.
You road right passed me and then parked lol like what?
I meant you’re, I hope she knows that lmao
I screamed lmaooo your so well rounded 🥰