Shrimp Delight

A friend who has a cottage wields far too much power

The terrorism group Boko Pandan

Everybody is gaslighting me about Can I Haz Cheeseburger

trying to have a manic summer but I can’t find the eyebrow bleach

screen time & bed?

if you’re poor and order something brokie-coded from Ssense like a pair of $300 shoes they’ll just throw the package onto your porch. If you spend $1000 they give your package to the closest fedex office to hold hostage

I’m not gonna lie this app sucks. I wish I could just have normal Twitter from four years ago with my friends all in one place and no right wing crap being shoved down my throat

Unfortunately my Cou Cou Intimates order looks so cheap and flimsy it may as well have been from SHEIN. Yet the price was really really steep 🫨 I feel like I’ve been had!

What’s good music for driving through the desert?

I need to follow more people on here because when I pull down the feed to refresh, nothing happens lol

as a thick-calved woman I’m waiting patiently for the knee-length trend to go away

I keep micro dosing trying to quit weed (threw away my pipe, stopped buying pods for the pen)

Deleted the Twitter app too cause I can’t possibly read another post that’s like “we descended from rapists and we should be proud of it!” or “if you wear pants to bed your husband deserves to cheat” or etc

I don’t really think of myself as a “smart” person but talking to someone who thinks homeless people should pull themselves up by their bootstraps by going into the forest and farming is… making me feel like a genius, but in a bad way

Deleted TikTok not because it wastes too much of my time but because the people on there are too dumb to argue with

how come I’ve been training my assisted pull ups for like two years and I’m still stuck at the same weight???

quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you

all the men in my life are obsessed with slicing their fingertips off with a mandolin… one way to protect your privacy I guess

I’d wear it

I want to become someone who is capable of winning SVU trivia

new empowering thing I’m doing is telling relatives that I don’t want to talk on the phone anymore and simply getting out of the conversation

Don’t forget

We stay winning!!!!

just picked my hair stylist up in a snow storm so she could bleach and tone me lol. CRV owner wins again

What’s happening at the gym today boss

counting down the hours until I become blonde again and get to become 30% more fun/evil

On the front instead of the back too… what a crime

my coworker keeps diagnosing me with autism

alright fine I’m moving over to this website.