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Shiva Baby | Trailers From Hell Filmed over 16 days, Emma Seligman’s Shiva Baby is an Altmanesque comedy with a wry twist. Rachel Sennott plays Danielle, a claustrophobic college girl whose neuroses are triggered in a big way at a v...

Oy Vey Week kicks off in חַי (if you know, you know) style with a brand-new trailer commentary! TFH Guru @pattonoswalt.bsky.social notes that Shiva Baby, Emma Seligman’s uncomfy comedy of manners, turns a familiar social ritual into a pressure cooker of anxiety.

trailersfromhell.com/shiva-baby/

09.03.2026 22:29 👍 73 🔁 5 💬 4 📌 1
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Random-ass sticker backstage at the Wilshire Ebell last night.

09.03.2026 17:04 👍 723 🔁 22 💬 54 📌 3

I know it's not as horrific as a tan suit, but the President of the United States wore a fucking ball cap to honor the return of the remains of U.S. soldiers killed in battle. That happened.

Class will always out.

08.03.2026 03:48 👍 2068 🔁 264 💬 53 📌 7

Beautiful, devastating writing

07.03.2026 22:04 👍 201 🔁 39 💬 1 📌 0

“He says what the rest of us are thinking!”

06.03.2026 00:55 👍 1226 🔁 137 💬 53 📌 3

Maybe Trump is the exit dose this whole fucked-up system needed? It’s like chemotherapy — the poison ALMOST kills the system but out of that chaos comes the death of the cancer? If this tears apart MAGA *and* neoliberalism then go man go.

03.03.2026 23:35 👍 2361 🔁 199 💬 177 📌 26
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Release Day!
@pattonoswalt and Goat Song Records are excited to announce the release of a new album, from his Grammy and Emmy nominated special "I Love Everything".
Available to buy now, exclusively on iTunes: music.apple.com/us/album/i-l...

02.03.2026 17:52 👍 508 🔁 54 💬 11 📌 1
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@pattonoswalt.bsky.social was right. The only game in town.

27.02.2026 20:40 👍 195 🔁 11 💬 15 📌 2
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Munhall, Keene, and Gardiner presales are NOW LIVE! Find ticket links at pattonoswalt.com and use code PATTON

25.02.2026 23:04 👍 245 🔁 17 💬 21 📌 1
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All up in the Northeast in June! ALL UP IN IT! Get yer tickets starting this Friday!!!

24.02.2026 18:46 👍 341 🔁 22 💬 32 📌 2
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A+ State of the Union counterprogramming by TCM.

24.02.2026 16:53 👍 17116 🔁 3836 💬 12 📌 1
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Bro is gonna be mayor for 9 terms

23.02.2026 22:01 👍 11780 🔁 1185 💬 35 📌 0

Spread this FAR AND WIDE.

19.02.2026 22:54 👍 1537 🔁 411 💬 33 📌 14
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lol guess who met some commoners today.

19.02.2026 22:06 👍 985 🔁 99 💬 36 📌 2

💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

19.02.2026 22:07 👍 355 🔁 21 💬 12 📌 2

They were holding a bag of Funions just off camera

19.02.2026 01:10 👍 1740 🔁 64 💬 139 📌 3

Thanks dad! Would love to meet you whenever you manage to buy those cigarettes you went out for 57 years ago!

18.02.2026 22:18 👍 1145 🔁 66 💬 20 📌 3
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All I’m saying is, some of you have been a little hasty in writing phrenology off as a science.

18.02.2026 18:18 👍 1304 🔁 146 💬 102 📌 18

“…this is a hard world to be ludicrous in.” — Kurt Vonnegut, MOTHER NIGHT

18.02.2026 17:58 👍 855 🔁 79 💬 23 📌 2

💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

17.02.2026 14:28 👍 1677 🔁 252 💬 21 📌 3
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Before Aunt Gladys Terrified in 'Weapons', Aunt Felice Terrorized in 'The Kiss' We look back at 1988's The Kiss, a spiritual sister movie to 2025's horror mega-hit, Weapons, and its beloved villain, Aunt Gladys.

Wrote about The Kiss, one of those late 80s horror films that quietly did more than people gave it credit for.
@meredithsalenger.bsky.social is an incredibly underrated Final Girl here.
Some movies deserve rediscovery. This is one of them.
#Horror #80sHorror

www.horrorgeeklife.com/2026/02/13/t...

14.02.2026 01:17 👍 140 🔁 12 💬 10 📌 5
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Just saw the trippiest double feature. These are both in theaters right now and if can see ‘em back-to-back DO IT.

16.02.2026 02:21 👍 1005 🔁 48 💬 39 📌 7

MINOR THREATS was always “heavy” but this time we mean it literally!

15.02.2026 18:18 👍 143 🔁 5 💬 5 📌 1
the image is a screen cap of an elon musk tweet that reads:  "For a country to survive, there has to be a common culture.
Nobody dies to defend a "multicultural economic zone"!
American culture, with its English-Scotts-Irish origin, is great and worth fighting for.
Some may not realize it, but that's why people come here."

the image is a screen cap of an elon musk tweet that reads: "For a country to survive, there has to be a common culture. Nobody dies to defend a "multicultural economic zone"! American culture, with its English-Scotts-Irish origin, is great and worth fighting for. Some may not realize it, but that's why people come here."

Accuse me of xenophobic stereotyping all you like, but the last person I'm going to listen to about the real America is a dope-addicted unmarried immigrant who can't even count how many kids he has from God knows how many women.

15.02.2026 17:33 👍 1351 🔁 177 💬 82 📌 21
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We must preserve the solid Scots-Irish American culture of the MacHopi and FitzCree clans.

15.02.2026 17:55 👍 1705 🔁 147 💬 277 📌 40
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Sometimes Andy Capp is like a Mike Leigh movie.

14.02.2026 21:01 👍 682 🔁 54 💬 31 📌 2

Love how the Edgelord Dipshit immediately retreats into, “You’re g-going to get in t-trouble,” and the Hoodie Kid calmly says, “Okay.”

14.02.2026 04:01 👍 51 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

13.02.2026 22:28 👍 41827 🔁 7482 💬 1363 📌 2482
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Sometimes when I see some shit I really don’t like I just say “I hate” like this @pattonoswalt.bsky.social joke

13.02.2026 21:44 👍 192 🔁 12 💬 9 📌 1

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

13.02.2026 06:14 👍 408 🔁 9 💬 9 📌 2