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@biggerboat

Pittsburgh, Hail to Pitt, 412, Hell of a Model American I hate boats

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Judge box of wine at it again.

14.03.2026 04:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Downtown. 53 Blvd of the Allies. Caller said a Porta Potty hit his vehicle. We don’t understand it either but we note the St. Patrick’s Day parade is tomorrow and I’m sure it’s related.

14.03.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 125 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3
Senator Tuberville on x writing a response to the @endwokeness account 

Original tweet from @EndWokeness - β€œless than 25 years apart”
Image 1 - the twin towers as they are hit by a the planes on 9/11/2001
Image 2 - Mayor Mamdani sitting on a prayer rug while hosting an Iftar  at city hall

Quote tweet from Senator Tuberville - β€œthe enemy is inside the gates.”

Senator Tuberville on x writing a response to the @endwokeness account Original tweet from @EndWokeness - β€œless than 25 years apart” Image 1 - the twin towers as they are hit by a the planes on 9/11/2001 Image 2 - Mayor Mamdani sitting on a prayer rug while hosting an Iftar at city hall Quote tweet from Senator Tuberville - β€œthe enemy is inside the gates.”

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

13.03.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 61010 πŸ” 11486 πŸ’¬ 1790 πŸ“Œ 482

Ya, you have to be detailed and specific with that term (dumpster fire) these days.

13.03.2026 14:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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13.03.2026 12:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump must have some real incriminating (nude) photos of Lindsey. Like he must make the threat of leaking one every time this moron speaks.

13.03.2026 12:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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13.03.2026 12:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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🀑🀑

12.03.2026 17:32 πŸ‘ 12177 πŸ” 3553 πŸ’¬ 609 πŸ“Œ 229

i feel like if i was tasked with not starting a war and bringing back US manufacturing jobs, i could have done a better job than this

12.03.2026 22:36 πŸ‘ 25688 πŸ” 2771 πŸ’¬ 751 πŸ“Œ 151

Earlier I implied that I escorted yo' momma through the Strait of Hormuz. I apologize for the misinformation. Yo' momma's too fat for such a narrow passageway and whatnot.

10.03.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 1874 πŸ” 302 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 8
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How stupid he said.

09.03.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 5625 πŸ” 1950 πŸ’¬ 254 πŸ“Œ 120
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Spring forward... Fall back... whatever.

Can we just pick ONE & stick with it once & for ALL?!!! ⏰

08.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 15683 πŸ” 1968 πŸ’¬ 1349 πŸ“Œ 210
A cartoon of Pete Kefsbreath shouts at American flag-draped coffins: β€œSTOP TRYING TO EMBARASS THE PRESIDENT!”

A cartoon of Pete Kefsbreath shouts at American flag-draped coffins: β€œSTOP TRYING TO EMBARASS THE PRESIDENT!”

08.03.2026 04:36 πŸ‘ 13828 πŸ” 3848 πŸ’¬ 257 πŸ“Œ 132

We can afford to care for the sick, but instead choose to bomb the poor.

07.03.2026 06:45 πŸ‘ 95 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Can we like sign up for this to be first in line??

07.03.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Coffee, straight out of my nose.

06.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 11199 πŸ” 2065 πŸ’¬ 304 πŸ“Œ 198

They're going to write books about all the big brain moves of this gang of imbeciles and among them will be "Spending a year trying to kill renewable energy and then launching a war that sends oil prices soaring"

07.03.2026 03:39 πŸ‘ 8990 πŸ” 1759 πŸ’¬ 74 πŸ“Œ 56

Fetterman goes to the highest bidder, in this case it was the red team.

07.03.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Excuse the bad language, but this is where we are at right now:

05.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 3614 πŸ” 1135 πŸ’¬ 124 πŸ“Œ 50

Great, this will cause him to bomb another Country.

06.03.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He won't run again and he already knows it. At this point he is doing everything and anything to fill his bank accounts with money from the highest bidders to say what they want him to say.

06.03.2026 14:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

May as well?? He already joined a long time ago when they started filling up his bank account. He's a POS.

06.03.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If I were them I would demand a check from the owners to be held in escrow. If it ain’t needed they give it back.

05.03.2026 15:14 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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At this point, this may be our only hope!!

05.03.2026 11:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Like no one saw this coming. But can we appreciate the dude popping off 7 rounds with the 9mm at armed Marines.

03.03.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jared Leto

02.03.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Will this be like Trump’s Healthcare plan?

02.03.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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So. Just politics?

28.02.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 5719 πŸ” 1654 πŸ’¬ 409 πŸ“Œ 123